The most common Internet password is “pizza123,” demonstrating America’s love for this Italian delight, as well as its complete inability to protect sensitive information. Hack a circle into triangles with today's Groupon: for $14, you get a pizza lunch or dinner for two at The Gourmet Pizza Shoppe in Redlands and Yucaipa (up to a $35.27 total value). The pizza meal includes:
- Any 12-inch pizza (up to a $22.49 value)
- Any salad for two (up to a $9.29 value)
- One small appetizer, excluding the sampler plate, buffalo wings, or cheese bread (up to a $3.49 value)
The Gourmet Pizza Shoppe's culinary wizards conjure a creative menu of more than 60 savory circles that netted Inland Empire Weekly's Best Pizza honor. Classics such as the mushroom-strewn Tuscan and the carnivorous Peter Pepperoni coexist with inventive pies such as the Crabby Bill’s, whose toppings of crab, shrimp, avocado, and garlic butter rile food scientists intent on categorizing all cuisine as either seafood or dairy. Pair your pie with one of nine two-person salads and rev up your eating engine with a small appetizer, such as mozzarella sticks or potato wedges.
The Gourmet Pizza Shoppe offers many 12-inch pizzas at a range of prices; check the menu to be sure you’re getting the most bang for your buck.
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The Groupon Guide to: Cable vs. Satellite
Ever since traditional TV antennae were banned to curb extraterrestrial-signal hijackings, most households have upgraded their channel quantity for a small, monthly, large fee. When choosing between cable or satellite dish, consider the pros and cons:
- Satellites dishes and cable are often privy to exclusive channels not available in the competing medium, such as Food Network, Cooking Channel, ChefTV, and Eating: The Channel for People Who Occasionally Do So.
- Designed for outdoor use, near-indestructible satellite dishes can be used to shield yourself from lightning, and cable comes with more offensive capabilities, such as lassoing a bull or tying up your boss until he agrees to reinstate Hawaiian-Shirt Happy Hour.
- Satellite dishes attract harmless low-frequency sound vibrations that cause peach fuzz to form on newborn infant cheeks, and cable can occasionally leak entertainment into the local groundwater, triggering emanations of canned sitcom laughter from household faucets.
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