Now that summer is cooling down, the only thing that's staying hot is lava. Here's what happens when you put the hot, wet stuff on other stuff:
Birthday Cake: Instantly liquefies the frosting, allowing it to seep into the cake's porous body and solidify, where, provided the lava hardens before destroying the entire cake, it will make the cake taste even sweeter on its insides
Car Keys: Doesn't melt the key but instead just surrounds it with a rock-like casing, making it much harder to lose and much more fun to throw to people
Small Pile of Stuffed Animals: Leaves no stuffed-animal remnants
Big Pile of Stuffed Animals: Leaves an even bigger version of no stuffed-animal remnants
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