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Great American Car Wash – Fresno

30 Days of Unlimited Speed or Full-Service Car Washes, or Orbital Wax with 30 Days of Liberty Car Washes (Up to 78% Off)

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Sun Jul 01 06:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$20
Discount
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$11
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In a Nutshell

Speed and Liberty washes cleanse exteriors and vacuum interiors in five minutes; full-service wash adds interior dusting and glass wipe-down

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 2, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Extra fee for oversized vehicles for wash-and-wax option. Wash-and-wax option will not remove oxidation or scratches. No appointment needed.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $9 for a 30-day unlimited speed-wash pass (a $20 value)
  • $17 for a 30-day unlimited full-service-wash pass (a $35 value)
  • $20 for an orbital wax (up to a $59.99 value) and 30-day unlimited Liberty-wash pass (a $30 value; up to an $89.99 total value)

Speed washes take less than five minutes and include a full car wash, an interior vacuuming, bug removal, and a hand towel-dry. Full-service washes add wheel brightening, air blowing for side-view mirrors, and an interior dusting and glass wipe-down. Liberty washes, like speed washes, take less than five minutes, but add a tire dressing, wheel brightening and wipe-down, air blowing for side-view mirrors, and front doorjamb cleaning. Orbital wax, which take about an hour, uses carnauba wax and includes a Rain-X treatment.

Great American Car Wash

At Great American Car Wash, dexterous carriage cleansers speedily refurbish dirt-encrusted vehicles with diligent washes. Cars careen through the automatic vestibule, where robotic scrubbers loosen dirt and tickle the underbelly, all within five minutes or less. Once the mechanical crew has done its job, the shop’s meticulous detailing team takes over to douse paint in carnauba wax, treat windows to helpings of Rain-X, and vacuum and air-freshen interiors. Monthly passes make sprucing up vehicles quick and easy, and, for certain packages, the shop hands out free rewashes within three days, granting messy roadsters a mulligan after an unexpected rainstorm or off-road trip through a sloppy-joe festival.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guiding Light: Real Advice for Real People

It is incumbent upon the learned of a society to help those with lesser cranial machinations. That is why we have started The Groupon Guiding Light: Real Advice for Real People. Because here at The Groupon Guide, we know that Knowledge Is Helping™. (To receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.)

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My bf of five years still won’t move in with me. Should I stick with him or move on?
—B. Sanderson

Guiding Light: Many advicetronauts (industry term) would suggest that you analyze whether or not this relationship is going anywhere. That’s dumb. Perhaps your house is not cool enough. How many marble pillars are there? If you are able to tally them without losing count, the answer is not enough. Make it nice. Hang some paintings of old Italian horses fighting or bowls with fruit in them. Get it together, B. Sanderson.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My dog has been acting really strange lately. He wakes me up barking and sometimes even growls at me and bares his teeth. What should I do?
—Tony R.

Guiding Light: Dogs are beautiful, innocent creatures whose eyes seek justice and whose hearts live in the truth. Your dog is angry because it knows about all of your wrongdoings (slander, pickpocketing, lewd art, bad body smells, etc.) and now it wants to hold you accountable. Let your perfect pooch shower its wrath upon your home and family so that you can finally be free of sin.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm 24 and still unsure what to do with my life. I tried art and wasn't any good and didn't excel at photography. I hate corporate culture. Please help me find direction.
—Laura D.

Guiding Light: According to an online personality quiz we took on your behalf, you're a Seeker, Not a Five-Days-a-Weeker! Continue pursuing various idle hobbies, ideally at the expense of a parent or significant other. Eventually you may find one you excel at—if not, you can always move to a country where idleness is appreciated, i.e. every country but America.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I'm not good at cooking, but I told this girl I was. She's coming over for a dinner date next week and I have no idea what to do. What is an easy way to look like a good cook?
—Stephen B.

Guiding Light: If you aren't the best chef, fool her by wearing one of those floppy chef hats and using fake skin to cover your hands in thick, hideous calluses, which professional chefs have from years of handling frying pans with no gloves. Also, I guess buy some food from a food store.

Seriously, to receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.

Our advice is so good, sometimes we even ask ourselves (for advice).

Great American Car Wash

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