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Click above to buy a ticket to "A Texas Christmas Carol" on Wednesday, December 30 at 7:30 p.m. Click on the links below for other dates and times.
- Buy here for Tuesday, December 29, at 7:30 p.m.
- Buy here for Wednesday, December 30, at 7:30 p.m.
- Buy here for Friday, January 1, at 2 p.m.
- Buy here for Friday, January 1, at 7:30 p.m.
- Buy here for Saturday, January 2, at 2 p.m.
- Buy here for Saturday, January 2, at 7:30 p.m.
- Buy here for Sunday, January 3, at 2 p.m.
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Today’s Groupon gives you an excuse to extend your holiday spirit past those arbitrary dates on the calendar called holidays. For $25, you get a ticket to A Texas Christmas Carol at the Long Center, a $50 value. The seat is guaranteed to be in the lower mezzanine or better, so you'll have a great view of all the spirit and spirited whimsy of the season.
A Charles H. Duggan Production, A Texas Christmas Carol stars PBS personalities The Biscuit Brothers and recording artist Tish Hinojosa in a family-friendly musical variety show that asks, “Will it be a white Christmas in Texas this year? And if so, how am I supposed to get this stuff off my driveway?” The cast features an all-star, hodgepodge lineup including the Austin Lyric Opera, River City Brass Quintet, and a video visit from KVUE's Mark Murray.
There is no purchase limit on this Groupon, so you can bring the whole family for a holiday-themed experience sure to bring everyone closer together until each person's elbow touches another person's neck nape. Enjoy the March of Toys with the kids, marvel at tap-dancing Christmas trees, and console your snowman-loving half-sister when Frosty has his meltdown.
Groupon Says
Beyond Cookies and Milk
Everyone knows that leaving cookies and milk out for Santa is the best way to ensure a bountiful Christmas morning. But what if you want Santa to deliver something in particular? Here are a few offerings that consistently provoke Santa to leave specific gifts in return:
- If you leave cookies, Santa will leave that golf club you’ve wanted. Which is great, but not exactly unexpected.
- If you leave $350,000 in unmarked, sequential bills, Santa will leave that forged Italian passport you wanted...Mr. Angotti.
- If you leave that Sliders: Season One DVD set that you borrowed from Santa last year, Santa will return the Windows ME Installation discs he borrowed from you.
- If you leave a handwritten note asking Santa for a new baby brother, Santa will reply with a communiqué filled with crude double entendres and unsettling diagrams.
- If you leave Santa a new Gatorade Orange Chill PowerFuel Thirst Solution, Santa will leave you a new Gatorade Lemon Tsunami PowerFuel Thirst Solution. Solute your thirst!
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