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Greg Getting Engaged – On Location

A Surprise for a Dana from a Greg

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The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 5, 2011
  • Nontransferable. Groupon entitled to no less than 15% of your marital bliss. Either party may develop a snoring problem. One or both participants will not always look like a 20-year-old. Good luck, you kids.
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Surprises, like movies that star dogs, are always good and never bad. Dana B. can get the surprise of a lifetime with today’s Groupon. Take it away, Greg:

Greg H's Proposal

  • Dana,

    I have told you many times that I was the luckiest man ever. Somehow fate brought us, a perfect match, together. Over the past four-and-a-half years, we have traveled around the world, watched more movies than we could possibly count, and spent as little time apart as humanly possible. Through good times and bad, distances between us, and the odds against us, we always made it because of each other.

    I want the amazing times to continue by spending the rest of my life with you—the sweetest, most beautiful, and smartest woman in the entire world.

    Will you marry me?

    –Greg

The Deal

In May of 2006, Greg and Dana’s relationship began as casual movie nights transformed into record-setting make-out sessions. Greg and Dana, or Grana, have happily coexisted since that time. Soon, they will be cohabitating; they are closing on a house, despite having polar opposite careers. Dana is a theatrical artiste, earning a living as an NFL cheerleader for the Cincinnati Bengals, a fact that has forced Greg to endure brutal onslaughts of high-fives. Greg, a cold, logical engineer, plies his trade as a computer man—one of the 150 Americans allowed to use computers.

With a simple answer of "yes," Dana B. gets to spend the rest of her life with Groupon-approved Stand-up Guy Greg H., who vows to always eat the disgusting bacon from her plate while giving her his tender, delicious mushrooms. A lifetime with Greg H. also comes with such perks as an always-willing concert partner, at least a dozen movie nights over the course of the fiscal year, IT support, and a continued willingness to pretend to enjoy theater.

Reviews

Marriage gets polarized reviews from hundreds of web users. Here are some good ones:

  • Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads—hundreds of tiny threads that sew people together through the years. – Simone Signoret

  • There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. – Menander

  • SUp idiotz. I got str8 up MARRED [sic] this weekend and i stil say this guitar vidoe [sic] SUX – YouTube commenter DoCtOrBeEf58585

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The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race

Every March, people who own at least a dozen dogs are invited to Alaska, where they'll compete against other dog owners in a 26.2-mile dogsled race. If your grade school didn't force you to learn about the Iditarod, here's what happens at various mile markers:

Mile 0: The Iditarod begins with a shot fired from a starter pistol, which temporarily deafens the drivers so they don't have to listen to their dogs barking for the next 26 miles.

Mile 3: This rest station is stocked with electric razors, providing drivers with their final opportunity to shave the dogs that contracted canine lice during the prerace ice-cream social.

Mile 5: Many competitors choose to abandon the competition at mile marker five, which begins a treacherous stretch marked by a bunch of old men dressed like babies crawling around.

Mile 9: The unofficial halfway point.

Mile 17: Drivers must swap places with their dogs. This keeps the dogs fresh for the final stretch and reminds the drivers that pulling a sled packed with a dozen dogs is not as easy it sounds.

Mile 26.2: The race is over. The fastest driver gets his or her name carved into a nearby tree.

Why are all these old men in this snowdrift?

Greg Getting Engaged