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Grim Philly – Independence Visitor Center

Dark-History Tours Exploring Philly's Seedy Underbelly (Up to 65% Off). Two Options Available.

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In a Nutshell

Historians guide tours past sites ranging from gangster hideouts to haunted historical halls while divulging chilling facts and stories

The Fine Print

  • Expires Nov 25, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required; subject to availability. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. $5 rescheduling fee may apply. Must be 21 or older. Subject to weather.
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A tour of a city sometimes exposes the corruption that shaped it, revealing why its sidewalks have tollbooths and City Hall is built out of mashed potatoes. Carbo-load on historical tidbits with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$20 for admission for two to either of the following tours (up to a $57.30 value):

  • Vampires, Sex, and Ghosts (a $39.97 value)
  • Benny's Haunts (a $57.30 value). This tour is free for children under 9.

$29 for either of the following outings (up to an $83.95 value):

  • Admission for two to the Cemetery, Serial Killers; Blood & Beer tour (a $63.64 value)
  • Admission for one to all three tours—Vampire, Sex, and Ghosts, Benny's Haunts, and Cemetery, Serial Killers; Blood & Beer (an $83.95 value)

Though Benny's Haunts is appropriate for all ages, the other tours have age restrictions: Vampires, Sex, and Ghosts is essentially R-rated, and participants must be 21 years old to take full advantage of the Cemetery, Serial Killer; Blood & Beer tour, since it includes a visit to the Triumph Brewing Company and complimentary beer. Click here for a full schedule of upcoming tours.

Grim Philly

As darkness creeps across city streets, Grim Philly unearths Philadelphia's grisly past with a pair of highly researched, carefully developed twilight tours rife with sinister themes and risqué adult content. Professor Joe Wojie—a regular lecturer on historical and macabre topics at Rider University in New Jersey—leads each two-hour odyssey, peeling back the corners of local folklore with stories and facts drenched in blood or terrifying amounts of grape jelly. In addition to its original Vampires, Sex, and Ghosts! tour, Grim Philly serves up spooks with Cemetery, Serial Killers; Blood & Beer!, which whets appetites with gruesome tales of gangsters and psychopaths before stopping at Triumph Brewing Company for beer and food samples. No matter the tour, guests are ensured to pass a number of historic sites, such as Benjamin Franklin's grave and the street corner where Paul Revere ate an entire horse.

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Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My daughter is in love with a real LOSER! Should I respect her feelings and support her decision or forget about her altogether?

—Unhappy Mom

Guiding Light: Unhap P. Mom, you did the right thing by writing us. Your daughter is in love with a loser?!?!? Those guys are the worst. They never win anything, not even once. And the fact that this guy is a real loser means he’s not even a winner disguised as a loser. Oh boy, Unhap, this is serious. Losers do terrible things such as accidentally sell the farm for a fake car or miss the winning field goal in the football game. If she’s kissed him, it means by rule of law that she is now a loser, too. Rid her from your life by moving into a gated community or going somewhere losers can’t go, such as a hall of fame or a casino that is also a boat. We all know the old saying: "For it is upon thee to cast the weak off into darkness, like the miller who sets the chaff to flame, or the heifer who leaveth the ugliest calf behind to be taken by the night’s hungry creatures."

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I am supposed to go on a really cool ski trip with my dad, but my wife is pregnant with our first child and the due date conflicts with the trip. What do I tell my dad?
—Chris R.

Guiding Light: Best to keep the baby away from your father. At his age and proximity to—how to put this gently—eternal sleep, your father could easily become jealous and rage-ified toward someone who has so much life ahead of them. Rather than taking the pregnant woman on the trip, let her just have the baby at the hospital. She’ll be fine. Hospitals are clean and sterile, and sometimes the doctors sleep with each other, which creates entertaining dramatic intrigue. You just make sure to enjoy what sounds like a really cool trip with your dad.

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
I sing bass in a barbershop quartet that is competing in an international quartet competition. Can you give me any pointers that would help me/my quartet have a memorable performance and might help us achieve top honors?
—A. Stratton

Guiding Light: Thanks for the letter, "Stratton in Baton" (Rouge, Louisiana, I'm assuming). Growing up can be difficult—and scary. Sometimes the person you think you are isn't who you're good at being, and sometimes the people who we think we want to get the farthest away from are actually the people who can teach us the most. Try to strike a balance between your goals and your obligations and, in the end, you may find out there's more overlap there than you realize.

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Grim Philly

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    Independence Visitor Center

    6th St and Market St.
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19102
    (856) 829-3100
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