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Groupon Names Your Baby – Redeem from Home

$1,000 for Groupon-Selected Name for Your Baby ($1,000 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Groupon names your baby

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 10, 2012
  • Limit one per parent, unless you have twins, triplets or quadruplets, in which case you can buy one per child. Groupon, the official World's Foremost Authority in Baby Naming™ , will name your child or children "Clembough". No substitutes or modifications. Spelling non-negotiable. Any attempt to name your child "Clembough" independent of this exclusive Groupon will be recognized by the world as a cheap imitation. If you fail to contact Groupon on or before the expiration date to have your progeny anointed Clembough, we will reject you and refund every penny of the purchase price.
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Deal Q&A 23 questions, 25 answers

Questions and Answers

i read this offer 30 min ago and still can't stop laughing my butt off. My boss thinks i am drunk.

Valerija M. asked 11 months, 10 days, and 28 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Well, it has been said that laughter is the best psychoactive drug with depressant effects. After you've found your dropped posterior, we recommend taking some time to sober up. It takes the liver an average of one hour per unit of humor to fully process the effects of laughter. Also, drinking coffee does not reduce the effects, despite theories to the contrary.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 9 days, 23 hours, and 1 minute ago

Once I purchase this offer, is my child's name trademarkable so that it will appear as Clembough™ on his/her birth certificate so everyone knows what a precious snowflake he/she is?

Greg C. asked 11 months, 10 days, 16 hours, and 57 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Unfortunately, the trademark-ability of a name is not up to us. For more information, please go here. However, with a name like Clembough, no one will possibly doubt your child's crystalline singularity.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 23 hours, and 15 minutes ago

Why???

Jennifer K. asked 11 months, 10 days, 10 hours, and 44 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Great question!

Thank you for the triple-interrogative implications of the 3rd question mark, the universal symbol for "the relevance of this deal is self-evident, no explanation necessary." Enjoy!

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 23 hours, and 20 minutes ago

What is the correct pronunciation of Clembough, or is does Groupon leave that up to the interpretation of the purchaser?

Timothy M. asked 11 months, 10 days, 19 hours, and 57 minutes ago - 1 answer

Jeremy L.

The pronunciation will be detailed once you redeem your Groupon. To give it away now would be to ruin an incredible secret.

Jeremy L. answered 11 months, 10 days, 19 hours, and 1 minute ago

Does Clembough even has a meaning and a background?

Fatimah G. asked 11 months, 11 days, 8 hours, and 44 minutes ago - 1 answer

Jeremy L.

Yes! There are over 232 results if you search for "Clembough" on a popular search engine here!

Jeremy L. answered 11 months, 10 days, 19 hours, and 4 minutes ago

I was hoping to spell Clembough with a "K" in order to be unique. May I pay an additional fee for this modification? Also, I would like to add a "Y" in somewhere (perhaps silent). Also, may I use this voucher in Chicago?

Jennifer K. asked 11 months, 10 days, 22 hours, and 17 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Thanks for your interest!

Yes, this voucher is valid in Chicago. However, this Groupon is valid only for the options listed. No substitutions allowed.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 22 hours, and 11 minutes ago

How about you pay me $1,000 and i rename GROUPON?

Daniela G. asked 11 months, 10 days, 22 hours, and 18 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Great question!

I'll pass that along to the right people.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 22 hours, and 12 minutes ago

Can you name one of the stray mice in my walls Clembough? I have been tying to identify with him/her but can't seem to empathize fully without he/she having an identifiable name.

Amy C. asked 11 months, 11 days, 23 hours, and 15 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Sorry to hear your mice have strayed! Unfortunately, this Groupon is only valid for human babies, not rodents.

Might we suggest either Fievel or Stuart? They are both mice with empathic names.

If the mouse is trapped, you can look for help here.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 22 hours, and 12 minutes ago

You guys know April 1st was 2 months ago, right? ;)

Regina G. asked 11 months, 11 days, 11 hours, and 5 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Thanks for letting us know! After further research, we've discovered it will also be coming up in another 10 months. Let's hear it for Aries!

Andy C. answered 11 months, 11 days, and 38 minutes ago

I am expecting twins.. could one be Clem and the other Bough? I really like the name and would love to purchase this groupon!

susana a. asked 11 months, 11 days, 14 hours, and 32 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Congratulations! You must be so excited.

Sorry, but this Groupon cannot be split between multiple newborns. Since you are expecting twins, you will need to purchase one Groupon per baby.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 11 days, and 42 minutes ago

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