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Groupon Names Your Baby – Redeem from Home

$1,000 for Groupon-Selected Name for Your Baby ($1,000 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Groupon names your baby

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 10, 2012
  • Limit one per parent, unless you have twins, triplets or quadruplets, in which case you can buy one per child. Groupon, the official World's Foremost Authority in Baby Naming™ , will name your child or children "Clembough". No substitutes or modifications. Spelling non-negotiable. Any attempt to name your child "Clembough" independent of this exclusive Groupon will be recognized by the world as a cheap imitation. If you fail to contact Groupon on or before the expiration date to have your progeny anointed Clembough, we will reject you and refund every penny of the purchase price.
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Deal Q&A 23 questions, 25 answers

Questions and Answers

Can this deal be used for dogs as well, or does it need to be a human baby?

Stephen G. asked 11 months, 10 days, 3 hours, and 9 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Thanks for your interest!

Sorry, as stated in the Fine Print, this voucher is valid for babies, not puppies.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 2 hours, and 47 minutes ago

I love the name Clembough thanks for the great idea! What will stop me from naming my baby Clembough, without paying you $1000?

Biana P. asked 11 months, 10 days, 3 hours, and 15 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Great question!



However, any attempt to name your child "Clembough" independent of this exclusive Groupon will be recognized by the world as a cheap imitation.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 2 hours, and 47 minutes ago

This has to be a joke

Candace B. asked 11 months, 11 days, 2 hours, and 54 minutes ago - 3 answers

Kelsey W.

This is the most serious deal that Groupon has ever seriously run in its serious history.

Kelsey W. answered 11 months, 11 days, 1 hour, and 30 minutes ago

Cassandra C.

This HAS to be a joke. Just look at the reviews too! "My daughter is named Clembough and will one day be president of this continent. Thanks, Groupon!" Deborah Rodbelt, mother of Clembough Rodbelt "I had Groupon name my son because I wanted him to be proud of his future tombstone." Donald Clunch, father of Clembough Clunch ^^ Same freakin' name? 1,000 bucks? Oh, Groupon... I really hope you have a disabled button or something to stop anyone from actually speaking 1,000 on this...just in case anyone is not savvy enough to understand this is a joke...

Cassandra C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 7 hours, and 10 minutes ago

Andy C.

Sorry for any confusion.

We pride ourselves on our ability to distinguish jocular/saturnine disparities. We have come to the conclusion that this is definitely serious.

Hope that helps to clarify!

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 2 hours, and 48 minutes ago

You guys are too funny!!!! made my day thank you

jacqueline g. asked 11 months, 10 days, 4 hours, and 26 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Thanks so much!

Glad that babies and onomastics bring you so much joy :)

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 2 hours, and 59 minutes ago

I am considering purchasing this groupon, but I do not plan on getting pregnant for a few more years. Must it be immediate, or can I purchase it in advance?

Molly S. asked 11 months, 10 days, 6 hours, and 17 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Great question!

The promotional value of this Groupon expires on Dec 10, 2012. If you fail to contact Groupon on or before the expiration date to have your progeny anointed Clembough, we will reject you and refund every penny of the purchase price.

Hope that helps to clarify! Best wishes.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 3 hours, and 48 seconds ago

Would it be possible to use this groupon for a middle name?

Anastasiya F. asked 11 months, 10 days, 17 hours, and 43 minutes ago - 1 answer

Andy C.

Thanks for the question!

Sorry, but this is only valid for first names.

Andy C. answered 11 months, 10 days, 3 hours, and 2 minutes ago

Ummm is this a real Groupon as I am finding it very hard that someone bought this. Groupon please tell me this is a late April fools joke???

karleen a. asked 11 months, 10 days, 18 hours, and 18 minutes ago - 1 answer

Jeremy L.

Aw, it's totally not a late April Fool's joke. It's as real as the 'Clemboughs' that will walk the Earth anon.

Jeremy L. answered 11 months, 10 days, 6 hours, and 32 minutes ago

So what is the discount if it costs $1000 and is a $1000 to begin with? You guys are known for your discounts, right?

Christina C. asked 11 months, 10 days, 20 hours, and 39 minutes ago - 1 answer

Jeremy L.

As this deal was going through our "Deal Factory" (which is exactly what you think it is ) we thought, "Can you really put a price on 'Clembough?'" Then we decided, based on some rude metrics, the price should be $1,000 with no discounts -- we didn't want to tarnish the purity of 'Clembough'.

Jeremy L. answered 11 months, 10 days, 6 hours, and 35 minutes ago

With this deal, do you name all children Clembough?

Priya M. asked 11 months, 10 days, 22 hours, and 54 minutes ago - 1 answer

Jeremy L.

We will do our best not to rename your existing child/children "Clembough", but we cannot make any promises.

Jeremy L. answered 11 months, 10 days, 6 hours, and 52 minutes ago

Why would someone want to bu this? what is the purpose?

Madonna T. asked 11 months, 10 days, 16 hours, and 47 minutes ago - 1 answer

Jeremy L.

Sorry for the confusion! This Groupon is specifically for having we at Groupon name your baby "Clembough". If you would like your baby named "Clembough", you would definitely want to by this Groupon. If you would not want to name your baby "Clembough", you should reconsider because "Clembough" is a versatile name -- one that will be emblazoned into annals of history.

Jeremy L. answered 11 months, 10 days, 6 hours, and 54 minutes ago

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