To play the guitar, stuffed bears must graft dexterous human fingers atop their furry nubbins. Make glorious music that makes inanimate objects jealous with today's Groupon to Guitar Cities New York. Choose from the following options:
- For $45, you get two 30-minute private guitar or bass lessons (a $90 value).
- For $79, you get four 30-minute private guitar or bass lessons (a $180 value).
- For $115, you get six 30-minute private guitar or bass lessons (a $240 value).
- For $165, you get eight 30-minute private guitar or bass lessons (a $360 value).
Guitar Cities New York helps music lovers of all ages achieve their melodic and rhythmic goals through relaxed, effective instrument instruction. Lessons are tailored to the individual as instructors schooled in myriad genres draw sound buckets from wells of music knowledge and performing experience. Students bask in friendly one-on-one training focused on conquering acoustic guitar, electric guitar, or bass. Fledgling chord scholars can take advantage of the school's in-house instruments for no additional charge, eliminating the risk of accidental busking when carting quadruple-necked axes on the bus. Ideal for hectic lifestyles, Guitar New York offers flexible lesson times and easy online scheduling, and is within walking distance from most financial-district businesses. For more information, view the business’s Groupon page.
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The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race
Every March, people who own at least a dozen dogs are invited to Alaska, where they'll compete against other dog owners in a 26.2-mile dogsled race. If your grade school didn't force you to learn about the Iditarod, here's what happens at various mile markers:
Mile 0: The Iditarod begins with a shot fired from a starter pistol, which temporarily deafens the drivers so they don't have to listen to their dogs barking for the next 26 miles.
Mile 3: This rest station is stocked with electric razors, providing drivers with their final opportunity to shave the dogs that contracted canine lice during the prerace ice-cream social.
Mile 5: Many competitors choose to abandon the competition at mile marker five, which begins a treacherous stretch marked by a bunch of old men dressed like babies crawling around.
Mile 9: The unofficial halfway point.
Mile 17: Drivers must swap places with their dogs. This keeps the dogs fresh for the final stretch and reminds the drivers that pulling a sled packed with a dozen dogs is not as easy it sounds.
Mile 26.2: The race is over. The fastest driver gets his or her name carved into a nearby tree.
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