Clothes may make the man, but man makes clothes dance in embarrassing conga lines, roll in the mud, and snuggle with shedding golden retrievers according to his omnipotent whims. Exert control over sartorial charges in style with today’s Groupon to American Apparel. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get $50 worth of clothing and accessories in-store.
- For $25, you get $50 worth of clothing and accessories online.
- For $50, you get $100 worth of clothing and accessories in-store.
- For $50, you get $100 worth of clothing and accessories online.
The in-store options are valid at all U.S. locations, including outlets. Online orders totaling $75 or more receive free shipping.
At its massive garment works in downtown Los Angeles, American Apparel designs, knits, cuts, dyes, and sews an eclectic lineup of stylish, well-fitting fashion basics. Shoppers can feed hungry closets with a chic cornucopia of comfortable classics, such as tri-blend short-sleeved track shirts in eight eye-sating flavors ($22) or ankle-accentuating striped calf-high socks ($8). Meshwear reintroduces fashionable femmes to familiar pieces recast in new fabrics and colors, such as an ’80s-style nylon Gloria-V bodysuit inset with a deep, v-shaped micromesh panel ($44). Eminently versatile, a basic leather belt ($34) tames the nebulous nature and flowy chiffon of an oversize button-up ($58). For the winter months or warm-weather staring contests with obstinate air conditioners, American Apparel also packs outerwear, such as the men's flex fleece zip hoodie ($46) and the chunky-knit striped fisherman’s pullover ($78).
A socially responsible vertically integrated production model and a systematic aversion to waste allow American Apparel to staff its sweatshop-free facility in downtown Los Angeles with thousands of smile-wearing workers and keep its prices low and its environmental impact to a minimum.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Very Special Episodes
Though critics agree that all television is special, once every few years a popular television program will use its reach to educate an audience on a serious issue. Here's a guide to crafting your own very special episode:
• Choose a serious issue to be discussed. If you're not sure if your issue is serious enough, try bringing it up at Thanksgiving. If your chosen topic is suitable, it will ruin everything.
• Make sure to swap your usual incidental music with much sadder music. This will let the audience know that they should cry instead of laugh and eat one piece of popcorn at a time respectfully, instead of shoveling it in via carefree handfuls.
• If your show features a Screech, he should sit this one out entirely.
• At the end of the episode, actors must reveal their own name directly into the camera. This way, viewers know that the issue being discussed is very real, even though Carl Winslow is just a 19-year-old gymnast in a Carl Winslow suit.
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