Although evergreen trees represent the holiday spirit, they are also the bullies of the arboreal world, taunting their deciduous counterparts by name-dropping Santa and hogging all the cute squirrels. Imbue ornery trees with cheer with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hand-delivered Fraser fir Christmas tree from Five Star Holiday Decor (a $159 value). Click here for a list of delivery zones. Orders placed after the November 28 cutoff will be fulfilled for Christmas 2012.
Five Star Holiday Decor's cheery deliverers rush high-quality, hand-picked Christmas trees directly to doorsteps in time for the holidays. Five Star's 6'–7' North American Fraser fir trees, like Santa's undercover scouts, arrive the week of December 5 at the homes of festive families, primed for decoration and equipped with enough spindly, green pine branches to shelter an entire herd of presents. In some areas, delivery people are available to aid in setting up the verdant cones in tree stands, and also lend a hand in the removal and recycling of the festive firs to prevent them from joining forces in landfills and taking control of the local candy-cane supply.