Taking a boat ride is a refreshing way to see a city's skyline and is much safer than climbing up the city's tallest building or hijacking a helicopter from government officials. Explore the water with today's Groupon: for $29, you get two adult admissions to the Vancouver Harbour Tour from Harbour Cruises & Events (a $59.90 value).
Named one of Vancouver's 11 essential stops by Vancouver Attractions, the Vancouver Harbour Tour from Harbour Cruises & Events invites passengers on a scenic and informative cruise aboard the majestic MVP Constitution paddlewheeler vessel. Don a pair of shades or a sorting hat while lounging on the luxury raft's outdoor deck as a guide waxes for approximately one hour about the picturesque port. Cruises meander through the Burrard Inlet, drifting past renowned sights such as Stanley Park, and the North Shore Mountains. Sojourners can soak up the sun or dip into the ship's two interior decks, where a fully licensed bar and snoring beat boxer keep travellers entertained. Jaunts depart at four different times throughout each day until the end of September. While not included in this deal, Grouponers can take a 40% discount on the sunset dinner or luncheon cruise upgrades.
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The Groupon Guide to: Breaking Up
As scientists continue to debate the existence of true love (as opposed to false love and true hate), regular folks continue to hunt recklessly for an emotional connection. To help sever an existing relationship and find a truer one, here's the eight most popular ways to break up:
- Break the news gently at a candlelit dinner by regurgitating your entire meal as a symbolic rejection of your relationship.
- Text "BREAK UP" to 622-22-22 to make your relationship a thing of the past!
- Send a gift basket filled with unwanted treats, such as peanut-brittle cans filled with snakes and brittle snakes filled with peanut cans.
- Write a rap "diss track" comparing your soon-to-be ex to both defeated Seven Years' War general James Wolfe and the confusing final season of Roseanne.
- Instead of the tired "throwing the clothes onto the front lawn" tactic, pick up handfuls of grass and throw them on their folded clothes.
- Whenever they are around, hide under a rug.
- When they're sleeping, sneak out of their house but leave a small bonsai tree in their shoe to wish them luck on their next romance.
- Instead of breaking up, silently resent your partner forever until you explode into a cloud of green smoke and confetti. They'll get the picture.
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