An abundance of home furnishings can protect you when Dracula claws through the drywall because your blood smells like monster candy. Obstacle up with today's deal: for $25, you get $100 worth of furniture at Harkness Furniture.
Customers can select from an impressive selection of dining sets, sofas, and beds, all designed by aesthetic experts and built to outlive their owners. In the dining section, picture your best friends sitting around the Angel transitional table from Steve Silver Co. as you reveal which of them is the murderer. Otherwise, support your supine recreation in the living room with a black leather-look storage ottoman ($218), microfiber recliner ($299), or twin sofa sleeper ($598). Likewise, replacing the pile of hay in the corner with a comfortable queen pillow-top mattress set ($298) and stylish panel bed with storage footboard will give you a luxurious location for sleeping, canoodling, and eating corn on the cob. Harkness professionals will deliver furniture anywhere in Pierce, King, Kitsap, and Thurston counties for a nominal fee.
Once customers have decided on furnishings for their lighthouse, bear cave, or feudal manor, Harkness Furniture's free in-home design service will help them develop a harmonious design scheme that accommodates personal taste while preventing generations-long blood feuds between the davenport and the credenza.
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The Groupon Guide to: Pachyderms
These slow-moving, oft-wrinkled mammals share a distinct, leathery gray hide, hence the term pachyderm, from the Latin term meaning "peanut skin." What are the three main types of pachyderm?
•Elephants: The wisest of all animals, due to their massive, knowledge-collecting ears, elephants are best known for their inability to forget things, no matter how horrible, and for instinctively knowing the location of their ancestral graveyard. For these reasons, The World Zoological Foundation in 1969 bestowed elephants with the coveted Saddest Eyes Award.
•Rhinoceroses: Rhinoceroses (or rhinoceri in Canada and the United Kingdom) are best known for the blunt horns adorning their snout, used largely to write primitive cuneiform in dry soil, alerting fellow rhinos where the dewy, low-hanging plums can be found. Rhinos are most famous for being the only animal uglier than the repulsive panda.
•Hippos: Hungry? Hungry! These ball-bearing munching marblevores can consume more than 30 white plastic spheres in a matter of seconds, aided by an ultracompetitive child repeatedly slamming the lever protruding from their backsides. Never one to back down from a fight, hippos are the only animals universally banned from all circuses.
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