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Harmonic Energy – Downtown

60- or 90-Minute Massage (Half Off)

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No Longer Available
Mon Nov 26 04:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$60
Discount
50%
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$30
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In a Nutshell

A licensed massage therapist soothes muscles with a choice of Swedish or deep-tissue massage, reflexology, or myofascial release

The Fine Print

  • Expires May 29, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Services must be used by the same person. Building is not handicap-accessible.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Getting a massage is a fun, relaxing, and easy way to have something in common with history's most despotically lavish kings. Get the royal treatment with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for a 60-minute massage (a $60 value)
  • $40 for a 90-minute massage (an $80 value)

Harmonic Energy

Crystal Roberts views the massages she performs at Harmonic Energy not just as a therapeutic means of treating aches, pains, and curses but also as a preventative measure. Armed with a diploma from Spa Tech Institute in Westbrook and a massage-therapist license, she kneads muscles with a range of different techniques in her second-floor studio. She customizes sessions to each client's unique needs, hoping to render them more relaxed and healthier—unlike being in a hospital run by Tasmanian devils.

Groupon Says

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  • If you hit someone with a stick:  STICK around … for more violence.

  • If you hit someone with a chair:  How CHAIR-itable of me.

  • If you shoot someone with an experimental ice ray:  Why don’t you CHILL out for a while and watch The Big CHILL on VHS?

  • After a marriage proposal:  Mrs. [new last name] does have a nice RING to it.

  • If you accidentally punch the wrong guy:  Looks like my negligence is … STRIKING.

  • If you set someone on fire:  Welcome to “BEING ON FIRE.”

How can you become as cool as a Hollywood action hero?

Harmonic Energy

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    Downtown

    399 Fore St, 2nd Floor, Suite 7
    Portland, Maine 04101
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