Many of the things we rely on for energy end up ultimately depleting our vigour, such as drinking coffee or swallowing batteries. Endeavour a new energy renewal with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a Harmony Balance-Band from Harmony Balance-Bands (a $40 value).
Harmony Balance-Bands, made of tourmaline, seek to stimulate healthy physical activity and improve daily life by emitting approximately 1,500 negative ions per cubic centimetre. Some scientists suggest that wearing the negative-ion-emitting bands helps balance the high percentage of positive ions squatting in the atmosphere, which can cause impaired heart function, weakened bones, and constricted blood vessels. Each colourful bracelet ($40) encircles the wrist in an effort to neutralize free radicals, revitalize cell metabolism, enhance immune function, and break down the fourth wall. By donning a wrist wrap 24 hours each day, customers often claim to sleep more deeply than a store-bought baby and exercise with the vigour of a bubby aerobics instructor. Because the bands are free of magnets, pregnant women and swimmers are also able to sport the Harmony Balance arm belts.
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The Groupon Guide to: Face Hairs
If eyes are the window to the soul, then the face is the bone-reinforced home that keeps the soul under house arrest. Keep your soul's home well manicured by learning more about your face's hairy outcroppings:
Eyebrows: Until recently, these facial follicles were seen as unglamorous reminders of our simian ancestry and were routinely sanded off each morning. Eyebrows came into fashion only after Teddy Roosevelt felled a 1912 assassination attempt by catching his assailant's bullet in one of his bushy, prehensile eyebrows.
Eyelashes: These whip-like appendages are strong enough to protect your eyes from dust, rampaging honeybees, and the startling beauty of a true love's smile, which, without eyelashes, would cause your eyes to blow up. Most bedroom pillows are stuffed with eyelashes because they are both soft and because swallowing one will make your dreams come true.
Ears: A densely packed combination of cartilage, sound-absorbing cochlear wax, and hair, ears must be trimmed regularly and are not sensitive to flame. This allows you to style your ears into popular shapes such as Vulcan upturns, Shrek-like cones, or dollar signs.
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