Muscles take on the difficult work of holding us upright, producing graceful movement, and gently reminding us not to pick up that grand piano. Ease instrumental aches with today's Groupon to Healing Through Touch in San Ramon. Choose between the following options:
- For $37, you get one 60-minute massage (a $75 value).
- For $99, you get three 60-minute massages (a $225 value).
Operating from his home, Healing Through Touch's therapist, Stephen Katz, mollifies muscles with the skills he's developed over a career spanning more than 35 years. Stephen focuses his standard massage toward full-body relaxation, customizing each one-hour session to his clients' particular sore spots and areas of tension. With the therapist's smooth, trained strokes, massage sessions can help reduce stress, increase circulation, and re-energize clients better than an aerobics class at a puppy daycare.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Writing an Urban Legend
Everyone secretly wants to believe in scary stories that might be true. Indulge your friends' gullibility with these tips to crafting the perfect urban legend:
• Make sure the story takes place somewhere nearby, on a similar night—ideally exactly 100 years ago to the night. Or on the devil’s birthday.
• Always include an animal that turns out to be a different animal or an animal where one does not belong—like a dog that is actually a rat, or an alligator in the bathroom of the Museum of Alligator Safety.
• Tweak the details—it's only a few letters’ difference to change "gardener" to "murderer," and only a small white lie to change "was valued by the community" to "possessed double hook hands and a thirst for marrow."
• Always carry "proof"—this can be a monster's tooth carved from soap, a faded newspaper article created in Photoshop, or a scrap of the victim's clothing that is actually just a scrap of clothing you ripped off a terrified hiker you chased through the woods.
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