Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Strengthen your temple with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $25 for one Korean-style hip bath (a $50 value)
- $45 for two Korean-style hip baths (a $100 value)
- $65 for three Korean-style hip baths (a $150 value)
Herb-infused steam cleanses and soothes men's or women's private parts during these discreet 30- to 45-minute waist-down steam sessions. Clients are draped in a modesty cape while clouds of healing heat waft up to purify pores, treat hemorrhoids, and ease saddle sores from competitive unicorn riding.
Bernadine Tillman was inspired to pursue her colon hydrotherapy certification out of a desire to rescue a friend's failing health. After the success of her healing efforts, Bernadine expanded her business to encompass other cleansing technologies as well as body-sculpting services. Supplementing the detoxification work of hydrotherapy's ionized, antioxidant, liquid water, the BioCleanse foot bath pulls toxins out through the soles, and an infrared sauna promotes purification through sweating. Body-sculpting treatments draw upon the noninvasive Lipo-Ex, which shrinks fat cells with radio waves, and the VibaBody Slimmer, whose rollicking platform stimulates muscles and trains Elvis impersonators.