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HealthSource Chicago – Multiple Locations

$35 for 60-Minute Massage ($70 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapists relax muscles with a full-body massage that helps to treat back and neck pain

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  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for location purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required, or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Must be 18 or older.
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Massages increase flexibility and decrease back pain, helping the body to recover after a long workweek or prepare for a long road trip stowed away inside a neighbor's trunk. Limber up with this Groupon.

$35 for a 60-Minute Massage (a $70 Value)

Licensed massage therapists knead the entire body for 60 minutes under the supervision of a chiropractic doctor. Through custom combinations of modalities, the practitioner can help to ease pain and tense muscles in the neck and back.

HealthSource

Doctor of Chiropractic Chris Tomshack opened the first HealthSource office in 2006 and has watched his business take flight, growing to more than 250 offices nationwide. The expansion is due in part to progressive-treatment protocols and business systems and in part to the experience Dr. Tomshack gained while in the US Air Force and the MBA program at the University of Toledo, and at Palmer College of Chiropractic, where he graduated summa cum laude. At each of his offices, a team of chiropractors, licensed massage therapists, and trainers helps to alleviate ailments such as disk degeneration and fibromyalgia. The team can also tailor treatments to alleviate pain from carpal tunnel syndrome, migraines, or arthritis, and its progressive-rehab program works with body areas that are known to cause trouble, such as weak lower backs and rebellious pinky toes.

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HealthSource Chicago

4.67 out of 5

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