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HealthSource – On Location

One-Hour Massage ($70 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Chiropractor-led team of trained massage therapists aims to improve neck & back pain & relax bodies during one-hour full-body massage

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 19, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must be 18 or older.
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Neglected muscles tend to stiffen, leading to embarrassing events, such as being carted to department-store windows after trying on new clothes. Keep your figure flexible with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour massage at HealthSource (a $70 value). Choose from 12 locations.

In 2006 CEO Dr. Chris Tomshack opened the doors of the first HealthSource, a chiropractic and progressive-rehab franchise that has now expanded to more than 250 offices across the country. During a one-hour full-body massage, individuals can lie back on a bed as nimble fingers traverse their dermal canvases, kneading away pockets of tension and hidden stores of stress. At each location, trained massage therapists work under the tutelage of a chiropractor, ensuring the experience is both relaxing and beneficial toward decreasing pain in overworked necks, backs, and prehensile tails.

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Doctor of Chiropractic Chris Tomshack opened the first HealthSource office in 2006 and has watched his business take flight, growing to more than 250 offices nationwide. The expansion is due in part to progressive-treatment protocols and business systems and in part to the experience Dr. Tomshack gained while in the US Air Force and the MBA program at the University of Toledo, and at Palmer College of Chiropractic, where he graduated summa cum laude. At each of his offices, a team of chiropractors, licensed massage therapists, and trainers helps to alleviate ailments such as disk degeneration and fibromyalgia. The team can also tailor treatments to alleviate pain from carpal tunnel syndrome, migraines, or arthritis, and its progressive-rehab program works with body areas that are known to cause trouble, such as weak lower backs and rebellious pinky toes.

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In the rare—very rare—event that your repair visit is somehow delayed, incomplete, or frustrating in anyway, please be assured that this has never happened before, nor will it again. The technician who disappointed you has already been vaporized in the shame chamber. Thank you for choosing Cable, Satellite & Internet.

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