Like staring into a pond or reading the phone book, following muddy footsteps on the living-room carpet can help you find yourself. Clean up after this pivotal moment with today's Groupon to Healthy Clean Carpet & Tile Care. Today’s Groupon is valid for addresses in Ventura County, San Fernando Valley, Santa Clarita, Newhall, Valencia, and Stevenson Ranch. Choose from the following options:
- For $55, you get carpet cleaning for one room of up to 300 square feet (up to a $120 value).
- For $79, you get carpet cleaning for three rooms of up to 500 square feet total (up to a $200 value).
- For $99, you get carpet cleaning for four rooms of up to 600 square feet total (up to a $240 value).
The dedicated domestic cleansers at Healthy Clean Carpet & Tile Care doctor desperate foundation toppers with eco-conscious carpet cleanings. After clearing floors of unnecessary clutter, clients need only wait for the arrival of the helpful technicians, who can capably handle larger items of furniture before getting down to dirt-busting business in the patron’s chosen treatment areas. Employing child-, pet-, and environmentally friendly cleaning solutions, the trained carpet cleaners go to work ridding homes of the accumulated soil, grit, Lego helmets, pet puke, and butter statues of cows eating sticks of butter that can destroy even the hardiest textile floor coverings and allow bacteria to hold barbecues nonstop.
Cleanings vary in length based upon the type of carpet, level and type of soiling, and number of furniture items to be moved, but most cleanings of less than 350 square feet take less than 1.5 hours. Carpets will be dry enough to walk on or practice wine-bottle juggling on within one to four hours of cleaning. Appointments are available Monday–Friday, and customers should call to make an appointment.
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Journals are boring diaries, just as journalism is boring gossip. Here's a handy guide to writing for a newspaper:
Cover Important Issues: The only important issues in today's society are the tastiest dog foods and the least flammable acne creams.
Write What You Know: Become an expert on the subject you're writing about by immersing yourself in the street gang or group of lil' rascals that you're reporting about.
Include Quotations: Quotations add legitimacy to your story. Quotations from Mark Twain or John F. Kennedy are the most true, but statements from Edgar Allan Poe can apply to any situation.
Stay Objective: Journalists have unbiased, correct opinions that they should infuse into everything they write.
Include Pictures: Pictures in newspapers help future generations know what kind of hats people in the past wore when politicians came to town.
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