Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube Deal of the Day

Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube – Multiple Locations

$28 for Signature Service Oil Change with Preventative-Maintenance Package and Tire Rotation ($61.98 Value)

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Value: $62

Discount: 55%

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Trained technicians offer filter & conventional-oil change, tire rotation & inflation, exterior window wash & complimentary top-offs

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Expires Oct 3, 2012
Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for 5 quarts of oil. Extra fee for synthetic oil.
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Ever since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should only take three gabbertoops, mechanics have frantically tried to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Get the quickest lube of all time with today's Groupon: for $28, you get an auto-service package (a $61.98 total value) at Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube, valid at locations in Hartford, Danbury, Wethersfield, Stratford, and Vernon. The service package includes:

A Signature Service oil change with a preventative-maintenance package (a $39.99 value)
A tire rotation (a $21.99 value)
35% off any additional service $74.99 or higher

The Jiffy Lube Signature Service Oil Change comes standard with a fresh-from-the-box oil filter and up to five quarts of motor oil, plus a comprehensive lineup of other vehicle maintenance checkups, an exterior window wash, and interior floor vacuum. Trained technicians entreat cars to say "Ahh," before quenching automotive thirst with a refill of transmission, differential, transfer case, power-steering, and windshield-washer fluids. A detailed inspection enforces the well-behaved manners of the antifreeze and coolant reservoirs, engine air-filtration system, serpentine belts, wiper blades, and exterior lights. By evenly distributing the weight across each tire, a fresh tire rotation helps to minimize wear and tear, maximize traction, and avoid the need to conceal balding tires with cumbersome toupees.

Though Heartland Automotive Services Jiffy Lube sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.

Jiffy Lube

Heartland Jiffy Lubes enjoy the benefits of being under the Heartland Automotive Services umbrella, putting them in good company along with more than 435 Jiffy Lubes nationwide that service more than five million customers each year. They specialize in the Jiffy Lube Signature Service Oil Change, which comes standard with a fresh-from-the-box oil filter and up to 5 quarts of quality motor oil, plus a comprehensive lineup of other vehicle maintenance checkups. Highly trained technicians also perform cosmetic and mechanical services including inspections, emissions testing, transmission service, and counseling for 1960s Corvettes that are going through a mid-life crisis.

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Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My bf of five years still won’t move in with me. Should I stick with him or move on?
—B. Sanderson

Problem:
Dear TGGL:RAFRP,
My dog has been acting really strange lately. He wakes me up barking and sometimes even growls at me and bares his teeth. What should I do?
—Tony R.

Seriously, to receive your own Groupon Guiding Light in the next installment, email a problem that needs advice to cat@groupon.com.