Now that clothing trends are shifting away from head-hiding styles such as the backward hoodie and the business balaclava, fashionistas have begun to pay proper attention to their faces. Today's Groupon helps you keep your face in style: for $89, you get $200 worth of facials, laser hair removal, skin-rejuvenation treatments, and more at Heavenly Images in Surrey.
The certified aestheticians at Heavenly Images wield an arsenal of progressive light and laser technologies to restore beauty and calm to weary clients and their skin. Facials that treat skin-specific issues ($90–$175) soothe epidermal woes while coaxing forth natural radiance, discouraging blemishes and deep-cleaning pores using combinations of chemical peels, light therapy, massage, and cleansing masks. Like candy toppings on a meat-lovers pizza, body bristles may sprout in unwanted areas, beckoning non-surgical laser hair-removal treatments to discourage tufts from taking root, resulting in diminished growth ($49.99–$399.99, based on skin area).
During safe, non-invasive skin-rejuvenation procedures, pulses of concentrated photons work to iron out wrinkles and lines, equalize irregular complexions, wheedle slackened pores until they tighten up, and subdue signs of sun and moon overexposure ($399). ReFirme treatments ($399) effectively offer patients second chances at first impressions by stimulating collagen growth with infrared light and bipolar radiofrequency energies to firm frowsy brows and tighten unflattering expression lines. Groupon customers will also receive 50 per cent off any future treatments scheduled during their appointment.
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The Groupon Guide to: Personal Identity
A person's identity can grow and change throughout their lifetime, like a caterpillar metamorphosing into a bumblebee. Here's a look at some possible identities at different life stages:
Toddlers: Once toddlers pass through the Terrible Twos, so called because they will do everything terrible (temper tantrums, perjury) two times, they can pass into their Thrilling Threes or directly into the Foreboding Fours, during which they will be besieged by haunting, unending visions of their future mediocrity.
Teens: Though some teens will have settled into a clear identity, such as "slacker," "junior scientist," or "sports Midas," others remain confused about their career path until the end of high school. This is why guidance counsellors prepare students for the only two jobs available in the future: superyacht salesman and vagabond.
Adults: Grown-ups can easily alter their identities by petitioning to change their names. Popular adult names include Race McWinner, Sir Handsome, Dr. Attractive Woman, and Mom. Be sure to settle on an identity by age 50, when your finished tombstone, including name, epitaph, and applicable birth and death dates, will be mailed to your home by the federal government.
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