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La Vitalitee – Multiple Locations

One or Three Ion Magnum Body-Slimming Treatments (Up to 67% Off)

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No Longer Available
Wed Mar 06 07:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$300
Discount
67%
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$201
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  • Swimsuit Season

In a Nutshell

Microcurrent and pacemaker technology mimics an intense workout causing body to flex muscles and improve circulation

The Fine Print

  • Expires Aug 28, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. May use over multiple visits. 24hr cancellation notice required. Services must be used by same person.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Losing weight can make you feel like yourself at last, unlike entering witness protection, which always makes you "Darby Hatbox." Show off the new you with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $99 for one Ion Magnum rapid body-slimming treatment (up to a $300 value)
  • $297 for three Ion Magnum rapid body-slimming treatment (up to a $900 value)

The Ion Magnum treatment also increases energy, muscle metabolism, and core strength.

La Vitalitee

Dr. Sherry Fong’s interest in natural medicine came about after a heartbreaking diagnosis: her 94-year-old grandmother had cancer. The news came in 1994, before the Internet age, so Sherry spent countless hours poring over medical and nutrition books to study every possible way to care for the woman who had raised her. Her grandmother eventually recovered from the disease and lived to be almost 100 years old. This experience inspires Dr. Fong’s work today as she assists women with disease prevention, weight loss, and healthy living at La Vitalitee. Her offices in San Francisco and Daly City both aim to better women inside and out with fitness training, body-sculpting treatments, and facial services that can turn back time more effectively than writing "1987" on every page in a day planner.

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Reading is so boring that if you don't do it fast, you're at risk of falling asleep and hitting your head on a book. Diminish your reading time to mere seconds a day with these speed-reading tips:

  • Practice moving your eyes really fast by quickly looking back and forth at a set of twins until they start to look like one person.

  • Most written text is full of extra words that the author put in to sound smart and pay homage to that old hag Mother Grammar. Skip the fluff by only reading words that are men's names, parts of a horse, in a crazy font, or "Las Vegas."

  • Do not ever read anything inside of parentheses. Parentheses are the garbage can of the page where the author puts his least important or most disgusting thoughts.

  • Use the shape of a paragraph to guide you. Big and blocky? No use in reading what's probably just boring backstory. Thin and slim? You've found that sweet, scintillating mistress we call dialogue—read away.

(Do NOT read this.)

La Vitalitee

4.25 out of 5

Reviews From Other Sites

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3.5 out of 5
(13)
Yelp
5.0 out of 5
(10)
CitySearch
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    Downtown

    369 Pine St, Suite 103
    San Francisco, California 94104
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  • B

    Serramonte

    901 Campus Dr, Suite 303
    Daly City, California 94015
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Reviews

  • Although nothing is instant my results are visible and I'm much happier looking in the mirror.
    Julia D., Yelp, 8/20/10