Chiropractic Consultation and Adjustment with X-rays or Massage at Discover Chiropractic (70% Off)
Discover Chiropractic
Southwest Austin
Over 30 bought
$135
$40
$59 for a Chiropractic Stress Analysis with Massage at Active Life Healing Center (Up to $362.50 Value)
Active Life Wellness and Health Care Center
Barton Hills
Over 10 bought
$362.50
$59
One or Three 60-Minute Needle-Free Pain-Management Treatments at Austin Natural Healing Center (Up to 60% Off)
Austin Natural Healing Center
West Lake Hills
3 bought
$130
$65
After a chiropractic exam with thermography scan, massage therapist administers deep tissue or ashiatsu massage.
Expires Oct 17th, 2012. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required, subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. New customers only. Services must be used by the same person. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Ashiatsu massage available; subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Some problems in life are as insurmountable as mountains, while other problems are mere molehills. Unfortunately, it's easy to mix the two up. Here's a look at which problems are massive mountains and which are minuscule molehills:
The Problem: You forgot to eat breakfast.
Mountain or Molehill? MOUNTAIN. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Thus, today's breakfast was the most important meal of your life. You must quit your job so you have more time to worry about not making this mistake again.
The Problem: None of your friends like you anymore.
Mountain or Molehill? MOLEHILL. You can always make new friends by going to a crowded area, such as a farmer's market or city council meeting, and crying softly until everyone is paying attention to you.
The Problem: Shoes are untied.
Mountain or Molehill? MOUNTAIN. Your untied shoes loudly broadcast that you are a failure. You are not deserving of respect or affection. Tying the shoes now will make no difference—your life would be ruined already, except that you can't ruin something worthless.
The Problem: The law of entropy means the universe will one day be cold, motionless, and devoid of life.
Mountain or Molehill? MOLEHILL. Who cares? You’ll be long dead before that happens!
