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Hill Center for Integrative Medicine – Modesto

Four-Week Weight-Loss Package at Hill Center for Integrative Medicine (78% Off)

$79
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Sat Dec 15 07:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
$354
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78%
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$275
  • T460x279
  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Custom plan and MIC/B12 injections support weight-loss efforts by promoting metabolic activity and suppressing cravings

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 12, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. 24 hour cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

It’s healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it’s healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.

$79 for a Four-Week Weight-Loss Package ($354 Value)

  • Four weekly injections of vitamin B12 and methionine, inositol, and choline (MIC) (a $160 value)
  • Nutrition consultation and orientation (a $95 value)
  • Weight-loss assessment (a $99 value)

Staffers help improve patients' health and fitness with vitamin-rich solutions and weight-loss assessments. A detailed nutrition consultation and orientation helps patients plan dietary solutions to battle unwanted bulk and resist the forlorn glances of unopened candy jars. Patients then receive the first of four vitamin B12 and MIC injections, which work to increase the metabolism, control hunger, and suppress cravings with a cocktail of vitamins. The center searches for the source of the health problems rather than symptoms, investigating initial results in a detailed weight-loss assessment.

Hill Center for Integrative Medicine

The medical team at Hill Center for Integrative Medicine, voted the No. 1 health center in the Modesto Bee Readers' Choice Awards for seven consecutive years, treats the source of bodily ailments with noninvasive, holistic procedures rather than targeting only the associated symptoms. They use alternative therapies to improve troublesome conditions including autoimmune disorders, premature aging, and whiplash acquired while neck-wrestling giraffes. In addition to mitigating bodily aches, treatments are designed to boost patients’ positivity and productivity.

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Scheme: Your neighbor Robert wants you to open a flower shop with him.
Verdict: Harebrained. Robert inherited the flower shop from his father, but in order to keep the shop’s best customer, Mrs. Winifred Downing, you’ll have to pretend that Robert’s father is still alive and court Mrs. Downing in his guise.

Scheme: Your boyfriend, Calvin, wants to get married.
Verdict: Harebrained. Calvin will use the marriage as a contract to bind you together both financially and spiritually. Once you’ve signed the paperwork, Calvin can move into your house and even use your toilet.

Scheme: Your older cousin, Harrison, wants to build an airplane in the front yard and charge local children to take rides in it.
Verdict: Legitimate. This is a business opportunity you won’t want to pass up, just to see every other family in the neighborhood raking in money with their front-yard aeronautics companies. Sign over all of your bank accounts and government bonds to Harrison as soon as possible.

Look at those children having fun in that raft on the roof!

Hill Center for Integrative Medicine

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    Modesto

    3609 Oakdale Rd., Suite 5
    Modesto, California 95357
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