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Hilltown Chiropractic – Montgomery

Chiropractic Package with an Exam and One or Three Adjustments and Manual-Therapy Sessions (Up to 74% Off)

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$194
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In a Nutshell

Chiropractic specialists with 10 years of experience examine backbones, adjust vertebrae, and nurture spines with manual therapy

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jan 9, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

The spine keeps your brain elevated and beyond the reach of swarming, knowledge-hungry children. Straighten and strengthen your spine with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

$59 for a chiropractic package (a $194 total value)

  • One chiropractic exam (a $98 value)
  • One adjustment (a $48 value)
  • One manual-therapy session that relaxes the patient and reduces the amount of force needed for adjustment (a $48 value)

$99 for a chiropractic package (a $386 total value)

  • One chiropractic exam (a $98 value)
  • Three adjustments (a $48 value each)
  • Three manual-therapy sessions (a $48 value each)

Hilltown Chiropractic

The spine straighteners at Hilltown Chiropractic draw on 10 years of experience to ease pain and rehabilitate muscles after sports injuries or accidents. Doctor of Chiropractic Mark Czerniak knows himself how effective chiropractic treatment can be—he used it in combination with Western medicine practices to help heal his body after he was in a serious car accident in 2008. That's why he stays open-minded and refers patients to both medical doctors and holistic practitioners. He also prescribes natural therapies, such anti-inflammatories, muscle relaxants, and remedies to support healthy immune systems, to aid patients on their journeys to better health and first place in a limbo competition.

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• Evolution occurs when, over millions of years and reproductive cycles, an organism spontaneously mutates in a way that is advantageous to further reproduction, like the first microbe who was able to take a breath of oxygen and use it to say "I don't know what it is, but you look nice today."

• Evolution is blatantly visible in some animals, such as giraffes who have evolved long necks to absorb more of the sunlight that powers their brains, or penguins who have devolved their ability to fly in order to avoid skysharks. It should be noted that skysharks, invented by a Soviet geneticist in 1972, are not strictly the product of evolution, although they are unstoppable.

• Human evolution has stagnated in recent decades due to the discarding of traditional notions of survival of the fittest in favor of altruism, care for the very young and very old, and the stubborn refusal to resort to cannibalism, even on very long or frustrating elevator rides. Scientists agree that evolution itself will most likely evolve into something more practical, like a tiny voice that whispers "get robot arms."

Are human beings no longer evolving? The shocking truth.

Hilltown Chiropractic

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    Montgomery

    46 Main Rd., Suite 3
    Montgomery, Massachusetts 01085
    (413) 862-3400
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