A neglected face will rebel by scowling during your wedding vows or sprouting a five o'clock shadow at precisely four. Soothe volatile visages with today's Groupon to Hand Job Nails and Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get one 60-minute Organic Orgasmic facial or Raw Man facial (up to a $95 value).
- For $115, you get three 60-minute Organic Orgasmic facials or Raw Man facials (up to a $285 value).
The skilled aestheticians at Hand Job Nail and Spa put a sassy spin on their multitude of skin-pampering spa services in a professional, fun-loving atmosphere complete with relaxing perks including tea bar stocked with organic products. To begin their service, clients head to a softly lit treatment room sumptuously appointed with cushy chairs and cordoned off from the rest of the spa by sliding doors. The Raw Man facial puts masculine visages at home with products derived from rugged raw minerals, plants, and botanicals. During the no-nonsense service, an aesthetician spends 60 minutes giving skin a lit-from-within glow with a combination of aromatherapeutic products, hot and cold therapy, and reenactments of clients' favorite action movies. Alternatively, during Organic Orgasmic facials, facialists work to uncrinkle brows furrowed from a stressful workweek or a failed attempt at rewiring home-rollercoaster systems with a purifying treatment that cleanses, exfoliates, and massages faces into a state of total relaxation. Finally, a customized mask chock-full of beneficial botanical extracts caps relaxation time with the kind of one-on-one attention for which faces would gladly endure hours skiing in an itchy ski mask.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: The Ultimate Snowman
Any fool with a pair of mittens can construct a passable facsimile of a human out of powdered frozen vapor, but it takes a true Picasso of precipitation to create a frosty masterwork. Follow these tips to create a snow sculpture that will endure forever, unless the temperature rises even slightly:
• Stack ‘em High: While traditional snowmen are comprised of three snowy spheroids stacked in ascending size for a more stable base and welcoming maternal curves, there’s no reason to stop there. Continue adding snowballs until your snowman is a gently tapering caterpillar towering gingerly into lower orbit—then decorate its face using a remote-controlled helicopter.
• Don’t Mess with a Classic: Carrot noses were introduced in the 1600s to ridicule Guy Fawkes, a famous waster of then-precious vegetables. Keep his legacy alive today by shoving a carrot into your snowman’s face. If unavailable due to rabbit plagues or juicing fads, just steal a traffic cone from your nearest miniature village.
• Attain Anatomical Accuracy: Keep your snowman’s proportions frighteningly human by having a friend volunteer to act as an armature for you to pack snow onto. He belongs to winter now.
Comment on our feelings board
