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Holstein Therapeutic Massage – Asheville

$50 for 90-Minute Massage ($100 value)

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After assessing his client's needs and goals, licensed therapist Jens determines the best combination of massage modalities

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$50 for 90-Minute Massage ($100 Value)

After a consultation with Jens, patients determine the best combination of modalities for them. Options include Swedish, deep-tissue, reflexology, and Thai massage.

Jens Harald Holstein, License Number: 10059

Holstein Therapeutic Massage

Jens Holstein specializes in ETPS, or Electric Therapeutic Point Stimulation. The technique draws on acupuncture to analyze the body's neurological pathways to rebalance its energy and treat chronic pain.

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