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Hometown Laser Clinic and Spa – City Centre

C$159 for Three Kuma Shape Body-Shaping or Cellulite-Reduction Treatments

C$159
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Wed Aug 22 03:59:59 UTC 2012
Value
C$735
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C$576
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In a Nutshell

Technicians wield noninvasive Kuma Shape machine, which combines energy waves and rolling-vacuum-massage action to enhance bodily exteriors

The Fine Print

  • Expires Feb 13, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Must book first appointment by expiration date.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbours friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Protect your inner extraterrestrial with this Groupon.

$159 for Three Kuma Shape Laser Body-Shaping or Cellulite-Reducing Treatments (Up to $735 Value)

Treatments are scheduled five days apart, and buyers may pick one of the following treatment areas: buttocks, sides, stomach, arms, or neck.

Hometown Laser Clinic & Spa's highly trained technicians perform body shaping and cellulite reduction using the noninvasive Kuma Shape machine. During body-shaping sessions, high-frequency radio waves combine with a rolling, vacuuming massage system to shrink fat cells and redistribute underlying layers of water glycerin and Timbits. Kuma Shape may also boost circulation, thereby strengthening enzyme release and speeding up the metabolism of fat. Treatments typically last 30–50 minutes, and clients can resume normal activities right away. Results are typically visible after three to four treatments, though may be noticeable right away, and technicians recommend dietary adjustments to enhance results. With a healthy lifestyle that includes eating plenty of library books, enhanced corporeal contours can last up to two years, and possibly longer with maintenance sessions. The cellulite-reduction treatment similarly combines high-frequency energy waves and rolling-vacuum massage to increase blood flow and stimulate lymphatic drainage. As the Kuma Shape machine heats fibroblasts, it may accelerate the renewal of collagen and elastin fibres, helping to smooth areas prone to cellulite. After completing a three-treatment course, buyers have the option to buy three additional treatments directly through Hometown Laser Clinic at the original Groupon price.

Hometown Laser Clinic & Spa

The technicians and aestheticians at Hometown Laser Clinic & Spa wield focused light to eliminate cellulite or fat, tighten the skin, and remove hair. They also pamper bodies with less invasive spa treatments, such as facials that utilize Canadian-based Dr Renaud skin products, the same ones supplied to the 2010 Oscars. And no matter what the treatment—body contouring with radio frequency or a basic massage—aestheticians provide free consultations to answer questions about what to expect and swap needlepoint advice.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Heavy-Metal Lyrics

One the hardest things about writing heavy-metal music, be it of the speed, black, or death variety, is coming up with appropriately ruthless ideas for songs. Here, then, is a list of ideas which should serve as adequate heavy-metal song premises. Please send any completed versions of these songs to cat@groupon.com.

  • A black tower rises forth from beneath a city. The people are scared of the tower. The sun turns to dust and the moon turns to raw hamburger meat.

  • A little boy has been waiting all day for cookies. He knows they will be delicious. When he comes home, his house is gone but the cookie jar is sitting alone in the yard. The cookie jar is full of eyeballs.

  • The Frost Giants of Fjallmuir revolt from the tyrannical rule of Orlor. They use dead trees as cudgels.

  • A cool car that is also fast

  • Pretty much any gloaming, reaving, sundering, or purging

  • A boy is lost in the big city. Two ruthless thieves will stop at nothing to kill him. He tortures them using various improvised brutal weapons. He befriends a beggar who can talk to birds.

  • A sad king laments the pile of screaming rats that the wizard turned his wife into.

  • A guitar comes to life and zaps lightning at the houses of everyone who was ever mean to you, the listener. The guitar also shoots fire and becomes invisible if bad guys are around. The guitar is your best friend and you get to ride an eagle with your friend Kenneth.

“The Purging of the Winterfalcons” would be a good heavy metal song or band name.

Hometown Laser Clinic and Spa

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    City Centre

    390 Victoria Ave.
    Windsor, Ontario N9A 4M6
    (519) 819-6201
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