Horses were once considered man’s best friend, but after the invention of the dog, the horse was rebranded as man’s eccentric, oat-obsessed uncle. Take a journey with the kindest of kinsmen with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour private horse-riding lesson (a $65 value) at Hunter's Haven Farm in Groveland.
Hunter's Haven Farm houses a full-service equestrian center to help budding buckaroos acquire the skills needed to properly care for and command a trusty steed. Students get a feel for the saddle and practice basic riding techniques with an emphasis on safety atop predictable horses that won’t end lessons by revealing they were a pegasus the entire time. The experienced instructors impart riding advice to absolute beginners and novice eventing riders, with kid-friendly coursework for children as young as 8 years old. Riders train in a well-equipped facility boasting cross-country fences, a galloping track, and indoor and outdoor riding areas for year-round lessons even during month-long blizzards cast by weather warlocks.
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The Groupon Guide to: Skincare
Dermatologists are eager to convince people that proper skincare is important. But like all doctors, dermatologists are paid based on the total weight of their patients (this is why pediatricians are often very poor) and only want to get more people in their offices. So what is skin? And why should you care?
- Skin, the Latin word for dermis, was first discovered in 1963 by Spanish scientists looking for a way to turn bones into gold.
- Like all organs, skin will produce church music when wind blows through it.
- The vast majority of your skin is covered in destiny-foretelling birthmarks. Learning to read them accurately will ruin your life.
- A few spiders hatching out of your skin every once in a while isn't a bad thing.
- Skin is 44% water, making it safe to drink.
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