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Illinois Wellness Group – Multiple Locations

$35 for Three-Visit Chiropractic Package with One 60-Minute Massage ($560 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Chiropractors get to the root of problems by studying spinal health and medical history, then treat clients with adjustments and a massage

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  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Appointment required.
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The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon.

$35 for a Three-Visit Chiropractic Package ($560 Total Value)

  • First visit: 30-minute exam and x-rays (a $300 value)
  • Second visit: 30-minute review of findings and adjustment (a $120 value)
  • Third visit: adjustment and a 60-minute massage (a $140 value)

Illinois Wellness Group

At their three locations, Illinois Wellness Group’s licensed doctors of chiropractic bypass mere symptoms to address the root causes of health problems. The doctors use their patients’ medical history, x-rays, and skills learned from attending yearly education seminars to gently manipulate spines back into alignment with adjustments and massage as opposed to Jedi mind tricks.

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Illinois Wellness Group

  • A

    Frontier Plave

    3416 South Rte. 59, Suite 104, Naperville
    Naperville, Illinois 60564
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  • B

    Elmhurst

    360 West Butterfield Road Suite 200
    Elmhurst, Illinois 60126
    (630) 941-8661
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  • C

    Joliet

    1118 North Larkin Avenue
    Joliet, Illinois 60435
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