Before candy, mankind had to make do with "nature's candy"—fermented cabbage, fruit the monkeys didn't want, and live, feather-covered Peeps. Celebrate man's triumph over nature with today's Groupon to Indie Candy, located in Mountain Brook. Offering all-natural and allergy-friendly treats, Indie Candy provides patrons with a convenient spot to pick up sweets that are free of allergens, dairy, casein, wheat, gluten, nuts, soy, and corn. Stock up on a wide variety of treats, such as organic blueberry cotton candy ($2.50 a bag), a 1/2 lb. package of handmade caramels ($10), Indie Candy's own mango-flavored gummies ($2.39 a package), and more.
In-store purchases only.
Reviews
Although there are no user reviews online for Indie Candy, the owner was interviewed by Birmingham magazine, mentioned in Drugstore News, and featured in the Birmingham News. The business was also mentioned on Examiner.com and The Indie Tot.
Groupon Says
Thy Silver Tongue
Humanity’s true greatness lies in the ability to enjoy candy, a pleasure somewhat shared by animal brethren, but completely lost on modern robots, who, despite many other technological advances (deadly titanium claws, nine-pin FireWire ports), tragically lack a sense of taste. Groupon’s own resident robot, Adonis 12, sampled some confectionary creations and gave us these literally tasteless reviews:
Chocolate-Covered Pretzels: “These sweet, twisted falsehoods betray no difference from their bare-flesh counterparts, to my indifferent jaws. Both mash with similar yielding resignation.”
Wax Bottles: “The translucent blue liquid contained within these wax pouches serves as a soothing lubricant to my gyroscopic balance unit, but nothing more. Oh, to be a man.”
Pixy Stix: “This tube of raw, uncompromising sugar is rapidly corroding my sensory matrix! The granules are corrupting my ethics calibrator! Quickly, deactivate my solar core, before I-…MUST…DESTROY…MANKIND.
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