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Inner Fire Integrative Health Services – Multiple Locations

$49 for Colon-Cleanse Treatment ($150 Value). Choose From Park Slope and Manhattan Locations.

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In a Nutshell

Experienced holistic healers help cleanse colons of built-up waste with controlled water pressure to leave clients feeling light & healthy

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  • Expires Apr 18, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Services are non-transferable. May redeem Monday–Saturday at 71 8th Ave.; available only on Tuesday or Thursday at 124 E 40th St.
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Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a colon-cleanse treatment at Inner Fire Integrative Health Services (a $150 value). Choose between its Manhattan and Park Slope locations.

Inner Fire Integrative Health Services' holistic-healing practitioners have more than 30 years of combined experience bolstering well-being with detox programs, Chinese medicine, and colonic irrigation. The cleansing treatment commences when clients don a gown, lie on a massage table, and solve a Rubik's cube. Then a sterilized cannula, combined with the Wood gravity method, clears the lower digestive tract of built-up waste, gas, and mucus. A trained clinician controls the flow of water pouring through the inner irrigation system and gently massages pressure points in the abdomen to further release lodged impurities.

As the system naturally dispels toxins, the body may begin to feel relief from constipation and headaches, ultimately leaving patients feeling lighter and healthier than an Olympian in an inflatable muscle suit. Laced in a decorative color scheme of calming tans and beiges, Inner Fire's tranquil offices offer a calming backdrop to the center's natural medical methods. Treatment rooms house minimalistic paintings and simple foliage displays, which evoke a sense of the outdoors and provide camouflage during games of hide-and-seek.

Inner Fire Integrative Health Services

Diane Paxton of Inner Fire Integrative Health Services brings 23 years of experience to her detox programs, Chinese therapies, and colonic-irrigation treatments. This vocation wasn't her first, though. It took a journey through the world of desk jobs and stay-at-home motherhood accompanied by a long list of aches and ailments to discover she was truly destined for a career in alternative medicine.

Laced in a decorative color scheme of calming tans and beiges, Inner Fire's tranquil office offers a calming backdrop to the center's natural medical methods. Treatment rooms house minimalistic paintings and simple foliage displays, which evoke a sense of the outdoors and provide camouflage during games of hide-and-seek.

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The Groupon Guide to: Germs

Germs are unavoidable: they flutter through the air, they drill through your dermis with their auger-like snouts, and they hide where you least expect it—in the laugh of a child. Here's what you need to know about these pathogenic microorganisms:

The Germ of an Idea: Germs are named for their discover, Johann van de Germ, the Austrian science hobbyist who built his own microscope out of plywood, rubber bands, and an existing microscope. Naturally, he was shocked to see his skin crawling with miniature monstrosities and spent his life trying to cleanse himself by bathing in moonlight.

Harmful Helpers: Although germs are actively working to undermine your body's health, some germs are actually necessary. Nicknamed "white blood cells," these scheming parasites smuggle oxygen from your lungs and hide it in your brain, where it's converted into memory nodes that can store state capitals and all eight years of your childhood.

Outrageously Contagious: Like dandelion seeds and wishes, germs are carried by the wind. To protect your family, avoid all physical and emotional contact with those around you. If you must hug your children, do so using two curved metal affection rods (available at all pharmacies) or hug them with words by writing them a check for $15.

How can you hug your children without giving them your larger adult germs?

Inner Fire Integrative Health Services

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    Park Slope

    71 8th Ave.
    Brooklyn, New York 11217
    (718) 636-0101
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    Manhattan

    124 E 40th St.
    Manhattan, New York 10016
    (212) 490-2477
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  • Their offices are clean and comfortable and the customer service is lovely and generous. Highly recommend!
    Gillian F., Yelp, 1/31/11