Like learning to use chopsticks, skateboarding takes patience, dedication, and a particularly dexterous set of toes. Show off how flexible your feet are with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 10-session unlimited pass at Inner Space Skatepark (an $80 value).
Designed by boarders, Inner Space Skatepark's 7,000-square-foot indoor skate park is a safe sanctuary where skaters can practice kick flips, develop aerials, or break in a brand-new deck. With a 10-session unlimited skating pass, board masters can hit the ramps and handrails and test the limits of their grip tape for as long as they like. Borrow a helmet ($3) and a board ($5) or bring along personal gear won from street races against gangs of robots to protect body parts as you glide across ramps that have hosted Nike-sponsorship events and gilded the famed wheels of celebrities such as Lil Wayne. Inner Space is open seven days a week, so neither rain nor pesky sunshine can stand in the way of a proper day gleaming the cube. Humanoids younger than 18 years are required to protect their underage heads with a helmet, but those 18 and older just need to wear a full set of noninvisible clothes. Skaters can cruise the pipes unhindered all day, however they cannot leave the park and return to resume a session of skating.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Inedibles
Many things that resemble food—because of their crusty coating, sweet odor, or candy-like consumptiveness—are actually just common household objects, poisonous seed pods, or new friends. What are some things you may wish to eat but shouldn't?
Bath Beads: Though they're designed to look and smell like Gushers® Cherry Red Gelcaps with Liquid Extreme Rush Fluid, they have none of the delicious side effects. Bath beads are extremely foul-tasting, and should only be dissolved into a fragrant human soup to be used externally.
Buttons: Colorful handfuls of things are always food, right? Not necessarily. Your grandmother's unmarked mason jars may contain a variety of food to nonfood objects, from hundred-year-old gumdrops (technically food) to needles and other sewing implements (technically not food). Don't be fooled by her pincushion, either—it may look just like a tomato, but it actually tastes slightly worse.
Scented Candles: Legally speaking, there is no imperative against eating scented candles if no one is looking. That being said, someone will always be looking, so a scented candle that creates the illusion of melting lavender petals or fresh-baked cinnamon will make you the most popular person on your block!
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