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Innovative Laser Institute – Lincoln

Two, Four, or Six i-Lipo Sessions (Up to 67% Off)

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$400
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In a Nutshell

The noninvasive i-Lipo machine emits low-level laser energy to break down fat and cellulite and enhance circulation

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jul 17, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. Not valid for pregnant women, those who have epilepsy, liver or kidney disease, have had cancer within the last two years, are actively undergoing radiation chemotherapy, or use a pacemaker.
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It's healthy to kick out excess fat cells, just like it's healthy to kick out adult children who have asked for your blessing to marry the couch. Shed dead weight with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • $139 for two i-Lipo sessions (a $400 value)
  • $269 for four i-Lipo sessions (an $800 value)
  • $399 for six i-Lipo sessions (a $1,200 value)

At each 60-minute appointment, a technician takes a "before" measurement and positions up to eight postcard-size pads on the treatment area. The noninvasive i-Lipo machine emits low-level laser energy that triggers the release of cells' triglycerides. The technician then uses the device's gentle vacuum action to target cellulite and tighten the skin. Finally, the technician takes an "after" measurement to demonstrate results, which can be a loss of up to two inches per session. For an optimal outcome, patients should schedule eight sessions twice weekly for one body area. The process requires no downtime, and results are permanent as long as a healthy lifestyle is maintained. See a list of frequently asked questions here.

Innovative Laser Institute

The technicians at Innovative Laser Institute target stubborn fat, cellulite, and lax skin with the i-Lipo laser system. Before beginning any treatment protocol, staffers sit down with clients to go over a complete health and medical questionnaire to ensure suitability for the process. The technician then positions the low-level laser device over the body area; the laser energy alters cells' chemistry and triggers the release of a lipase enzyme. The i-Lipo system is also referred to as a cold laser because most patients feel only a slight warming sensation during treatment. Its body-contouring effects can be permanent if clients eat sensibly, exercise, and annually surrender a sacrificial jelly donut into their fireplace.

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Innovative Laser Institute

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    Lincoln

    2800 North 83rd St., Suite E
    Lincoln, Nebraska 68507
    (402) 817-1122
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