Humans free of body hair can spelunk through the children’s shoes aisle in a department store without emerging covered in hook and loop sneakers. Fend off hair traps with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a bikini wax in one of three styles at insparation studio at cutLoose hair salon (up to a $65 value).

At insparation studio, experienced bristle busters depilate nether regions with a trio of bikini waxes: the Plain Jane, a traditional bikini wax, the Mohawk, a wax that leaves a landing strip, or the Bruce Willis, a Brazilian wax. After dolloping a numbing lotion onto sun-shy spots, the aesthetician artfully evicts unwanted fuzz with a french hard wax specially designed for sensitive skin. Depending on the chosen baldness pattern, appointments last anywhere from 30 minutes to one hour, and each patron leaves the studio smoother than used-car salesman dipped in chrome.