Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's Groupon lets you do away with sopping straw men and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $9, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning and alteration services at Integrity Dry Cleaners' Manheim Township location at Hawthorne Centre in Lancaster.
A comprehensive dry-cleaning, laundry, and alteration service center committed to making sullied vestments sparkle again, Integrity Dry Cleaners employs waterless wizardry to expurgate stains in a variety of garments. Franchised professionals known for their ability to handle a dizzying array of clothing can renew sooty sport jackets ($6) worn in chimney-cleaning musical routines and make down-filled coats ($15) as pure as the clouds their cushiony texture comes from. Dusty holiday sweaters ($5) can be restored to their colorful majesty to be worn fashionably out of season, and two-piece prom dresses ($13+) can be fastidiously purged of tearstains. Quick and efficient customer service ensures that clean-pressed orders are filled quickly and in sparkling condition.
A full-service wash and chop shop for clothing of all pinstriped persuasions, Integrity Dry Cleaners also offers a variety of laundry and alteration services. Individual laundry-item prices range from $2 for a shirt to $6 for fatigue pants, and a fellowship of seamsters adjusts waistlines ($12) and reinforces zippers ($10+) in a quest to end accidental indecency.