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Intoxx Fitness North Jersey – Fair Lawn

One- or Two-Month Unlimited Gym Membership with Personal-Training Sessions (Up to 88% Off)

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No Longer Available
Sat Mar 16 03:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$235.05
Discount
88%
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$206.05
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  • Healthy Living

In a Nutshell

Personal trainers tone physiques with weights and Nautilus circuit-training gear, and kickboxing and kettlebell classes roast calories

The Fine Print

  • Expires 180 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Registration required. Must sign waiver. New clients only.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

"Get in shape" hovers near the top of many New Year's resolution lists, right next to "deal with raccoon infestation" and "figure out how raccoons get trapped in the TV." Stop watching so many TV shows starring raccoons with this Groupon.

Choose from Two Options

  • $29 for a one-month unlimited gym membership and one 60-minute personal-training session (a $235.05 value)
  • $49 for a two-month unlimited gym membership and two 60-minute personal-training sessions (a $342.10 value)

Intoxx Fitness

Intoxx Fitness gyms collect expert staff members and advanced equipment to populate their four facilities, where members can approach fitness from multiple angles. They might drop in on a kickboxing class to toast calories with fast-paced jabs, or slow down with focused yoga stretches. Free weights complement cardio and strength machines for those who fear that treadmills might become sentient and stick to pratfall settings. Nutritional and childcare services balance out the exercise amenities at certain locations, and personal trainers readily craft custom workout programs during one-on-one sessions.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Fighting Crime

While the police largely discourage comic book-inspired vigilantism, there are still a number of less flamboyant ways to combat crime in your community:

  • If you see something, say something—for instance, if you see a weird bug, make sure to tell everyone you meet that day about it.

  • Install intense floodlights in your bedroom so that no burglars can hide in the shadows and watch you sleep.

  • Teach children to trust the police by visiting schools dressed as something children already trust: a giant, talking dog wearing a policeman’s hat, with huge, unblinking plastic eyes.

  • Join a neighborhood watch, wherein adjacent neighborhoods volunteer to take turns staying up all night and watching each other to make sure no crimes happen.

  • When all else fails, join up with the lawless bands of lunatics who run your streets—you might be surprised how quickly you discard all morality in exchange for a skewer of boar meat roasted over a flaming garbage can.

Can you fight crime in your neighborhood by volunteering to never sleep again? Find out with today's Groupon Guide.

Intoxx Fitness North Jersey

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    Fair Lawn

    1-22 Banta Place
    Fair Lawn, New Jersey 07410
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