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Islands Surf Camp – Online Deal

$53 for 90-Minute Surfing or Standup-Paddleboard Lesson ($125 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Professional surfers & lifeguards supply gear & spend 90 minutes teaching students to surf or do standup paddleboarding

The Fine Print

  • Expires Jun 20, 2012
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must sign waiver.
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The ocean is large enough to swallow the whole Titanic, but small enough to fit inside the tiny cracks that have started to form in Pangaea. Surf the supercontinent's waterways with this Groupon.

$53 for a Surfing or Standup-Paddleboard Lesson ($125 Value)

During 90-minute lessons, students of all abilities learn to follow safety guidelines, read waves, and operate equipment.

Islands Surf Camp

Professional, award-winning surfers and lifeguards comprise the team of instructors that equips students with gear and sends them paddling into the ocean. To ensure safety and capitalize on ideal waves, the seasoned athletes check ocean conditions and Poseidon's mood before taking groups or individuals out to sea. As beginners become proficient at catching waves, the instructors level up their curriculum and teach intermediate or advanced feats. Islands Surf Camp stays active in its community by donating time and gear to the Make-A-Wish Foundation, SURF, and Echo Malibu.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Translating Shakespeare

While the works of Shakespeare are undeniable classics of what then passed for the English language, modern audiences find them daunting and often require editions where present-day translations are provided. Here are a few clarified excerpts:

  • "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Modern Translation: Rose petals being a medieval delicacy, traveling grifters would use actual rose oil to mask the smell of rotting cabbage leaves in order to dupe peasants out of their farthings.

  • "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts." Modern Translation: It is considered socially acceptable to do different voices throughout your work day, and don and lose police hats or construction helmets you happen upon.

  • "'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." Modern Translation: If your doddering husband wanders off at the mall, you’ll both find somebody new. I mean, it’s the mall.

  • "Brevity is the soul of wit." Modern Translation: It’s seriously very important to be brief. It’s bad to not be that. One time I was at the grocery store and asked this old guy I played poker with how he was doing. Well he went on and on about some used car deal that didn’t work out in his favor. I mean, I’m just trying to buy some cereal that tastes like candy. The kind with the bird who can’t believe that the cereal tastes like candy. The point is, never trust a bird about cereal.

  • "Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war." Modern Translation: Are you ready for some football?

What year did football replace Shakespeare?

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