The word "laser" is an acronym for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation," just as "hair" is a somewhat ominous acronym for "hiring assassin if removed." Pick a fight with pugilistic pelt with today's Groupon: for $150, you get six sessions of laser hair removal at J.K. Laser Aesthetics in Syosset (up to a $1,200 value). Today’s deal is valid for laser hair removal on the upper lip, chin, areola, unibrow, nose, toes, ears, underarms, belly-button line, back of neck, side burns, or simple bikini line.

The certified registered nurses at J.K. Laser Aesthetics harness more than 40 years of experience and the power of the intense-pulsed-light technique to gently remove undesired epidermis-dwelling fuzz. In brief 15- to 30-minute sessions, energy from controlled pulses of light heats the follicles beneath the skin, gradually destroying the hair at the root without damaging surrounding tissue or upsetting cantankerous blood vessels. Laser hair removal can permanently eradicate unwanted hair with little or no discomfort, making it a safer alternative to the microscopic-backhoe method. Click here to learn more about the laser-hair-removal process at J.K. Laser Aesthetics.