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Jamaica Auto Wash – Jamaica

Platinum Car Wash ($18 Value) or Mini Detail Service ($40 Value)

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Highlights

  • Interior & exterior cleaning
  • Efficient yet thorough service
  • Choose between two packages

The Fine Print

  • Expires Dec 1, 2011
  • Limit 10 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

Cars, like mouths, feel their best when their grilles are shiny, their hatches are well-oiled, and their interiors are free of fast-food smells. Enhance all of your auto’s senses with today’s Groupon at Jamaica Auto Wash in Jamaica. Choose between two options:

  • For $9, you get a platinum car wash (an $18 value).
  • For $20, you get a mini detail service (a $40 value).

Jamaica Auto Wash showers cars with aqueous admiration, cleansing them thoroughly, outside and within. Treat your steed to a Platinum wash, which lasts 10–15 minutes and absolves exteriors of dust, bugs, and stray paintball casings with a full cleansing, followed by an undercarriage bath and tire dressing in applicable jumpsuits. Jamaica’s sudsologists swoon over steel and glass with Rain-X treatment, shining autos' egos with hot and triple-polish wax to impress suitors. When finished, interiors beam with freshly vacuumed floors and seats, clean windows and a dust-free dashboard.

Those seeking a more sustainable sprucing may opt for the mini detailing, 20–25 minutes, which, in addition to all of the Platinum perks, includes shampooing four floor mats, a hand-applied liquid wax, and an interior dressing. Once warmly buzzed with an air-gun drying system, Jamaica Auto Wash gifts cars with their own small, tree air freshener to commemorate a brief, brilliant moment of love.

Jamaica Auto Wash

Jamaica Auto Wash pairs a wash tunnel with a team of techs that carefully cleanses sullied cars and SUVs. During the shop’s specialty platinum wash, motor carriages cut through the automated passageway’s sheets of lathers, squirts of triple-polish wax, blasts of undercarriage spray, and layers of hot wax. Tire dressing imbues wheels with a factory-fresh shimmer, and Rain-X helps keep surfaces spot free, even after driving through rain or parking under a weeping giraffe. Once vehicles emerge from the wash tunnel, staffers steer growling vacuums throughout interiors and wipe down windows and dashboards. Jamaica Auto Wash bolsters its intensive washes with an array of detailing services, from mat shampoos to hand-applied waxes and hand-hung tree-shaped air fresheners.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Breaking Up

As scientists continue to debate the existence of true love (as opposed to false love and true hate), regular folks continue to hunt recklessly for an emotional connection. To help sever an existing relationship and find a truer one, here's the eight most popular ways to break up:

  • Break the news gently at a candlelit dinner by regurgitating your entire meal as a symbolic rejection of your relationship.
  • Text "BREAK UP" to 622-22-22 to make your relationship a thing of the past!
  • Send a gift basket filled with unwanted treats, such as peanut-brittle cans filled with snakes and brittle snakes filled with peanut cans.
  • Write a rap "diss track" comparing your soon-to-be ex to both defeated Civil War general Ambrose Burnside and the confusing final season of Roseanne.
  • Instead of the tired "throwing the clothes onto the front lawn" tactic, pick up handfuls of grass and throw them on their folded clothes.
  • Whenever they are around, hide under a rug.
  • When they're sleeping, sneak out of their house but leave a small bonsai tree in their shoe to wish them luck on their next romance.
  • Instead of breaking up, silently resent your partner forever until you explode into a cloud of green smoke and confetti. They'll get the picture.

How can breaking up prevent you from exploding into a cloud of gas?

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