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JC Resumes – Online Deal

$85 for Professional Resumé and Cover-Letter Service ($260 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Professional resumé writers craft job-search documents for range of positions with 99.4% client-satisfaction rate

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A strong resumé is like a lion: it shreds competition, gives off a mighty roar, and never has a bad hair day. Reign as king of the job-market jungle with this Groupon.

$85 for Professional Resumé- and Cover-Letter-Writing Service ($260 Value)

The life cycle of each document begins with an online submission form, after which a writer makes contact to glean knowledge of the job seeker's unique skills and goals. Within the next 48–72 hours, the writer will email you a compellingly written and keyword-optimized completed resumé. Two rounds of revisions may be made during the next seven days to ensure the document meets expectations. Customers can review seminal samples in fields such as engineering, human resources, teaching, and competitive hopscotch.

JMC Resumes, Ltd.

As she moved up the ranks from copywriter to editor to executive recruiter for numerous Fortune 500 companies, JMC Resumes, Ltd. founder J. Melissa Cooper wrote millions of words and refined hundreds of resumés. Today, she uses that experience to lead a band of staffing- and recruiting-savvy wordsmiths, who craft new resumés from scratch, tune up existing ones, and draft cover letters infused with interview-attracting pheromones. Without the use of templates, these professional resumé writers compose custom CVs for a variety of workforce ranks—from tenderfoot to VP—and federal specialists focus on resumés for government agencies. The company maintains a 99.4% client-satisfaction rate, and the founder herself oversees every final draft before it enters clients' inboxes.

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The Groupon Guide to: Diner Speak

The main attraction to eating at a “greasy spoon” diner is to hear the delightful lingo the servers use to relay your order to the cooks. Many people will often order second and third meals just to hear the servers yell and then discreetly throw away the food. Here is a guide to their secret language:

Order: Double cheeseburger, medium rare, with pickles
Diner Speak: Double hockey puck made of meat with a pink soul and zombie nickels

Order: Turkey sandwich on rye, no mayo
Diner Speak: Professor Gobblington with a PhD in the economics of foreign grain markets, send the white stranger packing

Order: Two eggs, scrambled, with bacon and coffee, cream and sugar
Diner Speak: Twin albino footballs meet with a tragic accident, send the mother a crispy flag and fill the dark night with the first tragically beautiful snowfall of winter

Order: Pancakes
Diner Speak: Lil’ Sweetie Flat Breads starring Shirley Temple (1934)

Order: Pot roast
Diner Speak: Roast, pot-style

Zombie nickels: cause they’re soft, green, and dead feelin’

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