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Jeb's Massage, Yoga & Bodywork – Portland

$55 for 90-Minute Therapeutic Massage ($110 Value)

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In a Nutshell

Licensed massage therapist Jeb coaxes muscles into relaxation using therapeutic massage techniques

The Fine Print

  • Expires 30 days after purchase.
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Valid only for option purchased. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 25hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. New clients only. intake and assessment form; available on website.
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$55 for a 90-Minute Therapeutic Massage ($110 Value)

Licensed massage therapist Jeb glides his hands across body canvases with a variety of massage techniques. These techniques are carefully performed and focus on alleviating tense and achy muscles, mitigating muscular skeletal pain, and relaxing the body. The appointment includes intake, assessment, and self-care recommendations.

Jeb's Massage, Yoga & Bodywork

Jeb helps clients attain overall wellness using his certifications as a massage therapist, chiropractic assistant, and yoga instructor. He soothes sore muscles with gentle, gliding strokes and invigorates bodies during sports massages. He also guides clients through yoga poses and doles out tips on winning Simon Says during one-on-one sessions.

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Jeb's Massage, Yoga & Bodywork