An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with today’s Groupon to Jeunederm Cosmetic Surgery Center in Fremont. Choose from the following options:
- For $999, you get liposuction for one small area (a $3,000 value).
- For $1,499, you get liposuction for one large area (a $4,000 value).
- For $2,999, you get liposuction for one extra-large area (an $8,200 value).
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Dr. Reza Tabriz, the cosmetic surgeon at Jeunederm Cosmetic Surgery Center, has slimmed more than 2,000 silhouettes with liposuction procedures over the past 10 years. Thirty-minute to two-hour tumescent liposuction treatments employ mild sedation and a local-anesthetic cocktail of lidocaine and epinephrine while the doctor suctions out irksome fat deposits and bubble wrap through a small incision in the skin. After surgery, patients don a large bandage for a day and an elastic wrap for at least one week, with complete recovery taking up to three months. An initial consultation and a tickle test determine if clients are good candidates for liposuction; non-suitable candidates are given a refund.
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The Groupon Guide to: Office Icebreakers
Icebreakers help new hires get to know more tenured employees, and vice versa, by encouraging everyone to share personal info—such as names, hobbies, and places on their body that bruise easily—in a fun way. Here are some games you can use to make new best work friends:
Two Truths and a Lie: Share three facts about yourself and let the rest of the group tell you which one they had hoped you were lying about.
Never Have I Ever: Each person in the group is given 30 minutes to talk about things they never accomplished because of a lack of self-confidence or a disease that makes joints stiffen into mannequin limbs.
Ball, Ball, Bread Slice: Quickly pass a football, soccer ball, and slice of bread around a circle. If someone gets stuck with all three at once, the game is over.
Uh-oh, Emergency!: One person lies on the floor, pretending to be unconscious, while everyone else tries to guess the "unconscious" person's name. The person who guesses the name correctly has to "wake" the "unconscious" person by administering real CPR.
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