Though meals tend to bring friends together, meals peppered with magnets can push them apart. Enjoy an attractive repast with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of American fare at Jo Jo Apples’ Glen Cove location.
Diners relax in the cozy confines of Jo Jo Apples' 1810 eatery, named by Newsday on a list of Best Pancakes in Long Island, as chefs bedeck griddles with a menu of classic American fare including pancakes and specialty omelets. Early risers energize for the day ahead with the shrimp and spinach omelet topped with melted fontina cheese ($10.25) or play improvised games of Jenga with towering platters of the eatery’s signature pancakes topped with fresh apples, blueberries, strawberries, or bananas ($9.95). The lunchtime Waldorf wrap blends chicken and sliced apples with mayonnaise peppered with celery, raisins, and walnuts ($9.75). Those eating in the evening can interrogate the dinner menu for mainstays such as marinated skirt steak ($16.95) and the grilled center-cut pork chop served with applesauce ($14.50) or surprise taste buds with daily dinner specials, which have included cornish hen ($15.95) and salmon wellington ($18.95).
Situated in an early 19th-century home, Jo Jo Apples' four dining rooms infuse culinary expeditions with history. Guests warm themselves near one of three fireplaces, sipping blue-raspberry mimosas ($4.95) and discussing their favorite 1850s boy bands, or they can amble through wooden french doors onto the red brick patio.
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The Groupon Guide to: Hiding Your Age
There are many reasons people want to hide their age, whether it’s to date someone with much younger musical taste or to look old enough to purchase lingerie. Here are some ways to make your age more ambiguous:
Destroy the Proof: Burn all forms of ID, including your birth certificate, driver’s license, and government-issued fingerprints. There is never any reason to show anyone your identification anyway, aside from gaining entry to a salacious nightclub or an overly stylish European country.
Use Makeup: Drawing age lines onto your face using a colored pencil will make you look like a timeless oil painting. Additionally, you can draw in more hair to look like the Mona Lisa, or draw in a sunset to look like some awful thing a student made.
Use Household Remedies: Keep your skin looking fresh and young forever by covering it in a tight layer of saran wrap and living in the refrigerator. Or, look older by using the vacuum to pull your skin into a loose, thin flesh veil that drapes romantically over the skeleton.
Make Dated References: Seem older by talking about all of the angry text messages you used to send to the members of the Continental Congress, or seem younger by constantly referring to your home as your “womb” and your mom as “a great place I just lived for nine months.”
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