Prove your love for hamburgers in a way that naming your first child "Hamburger" never could with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of hamburgers, shakes, fries, flavoured pop, and classic diner fare at Johnny Rockets, valid at the Mississauga, Toronto, and Vaughan locations.

Johnny Rockets populates its menu with satisfying milkshakes, burgers, and more. Break down hunger's stronghold with a starter such as poutine ($7.99) or onion rings ($6.99), and employ a creamy deluxe hand-dipped Oreo-cookies-and-cream shake ($6.49) or a root-beer float ($4.99) to lubricate the road to digestion. Johnny Rockets also mixes flavoured pop, infusing favourite varieties with a shot of cherry, vanilla, chocolate, or lemon flavour ($2.79 for soda plus $0.39/extra flavour). The #12 burger adds cheddar cheese, a cast of fixings, and Johnny's specialty tangy red sauce to create a meaty montage of delirium-inducing deliciousness ($9.99). If you're more partial to poultry, Johnny Rockets also offers grilled chicken-breast sandwiches ($9.99) and chicken club salads ($9.99).

Johnny's nostalgic cream-and-red diner decor and smiling, dancing servers make it feel like an Archie comic (but not the issue where Archie gets the flu). Jukeboxes pump out the songs of yesteryear, such as the macarena and caveman grunting chants, and represent one of the reasons families from all over North America revere Johnny Rockets as a kid-friendly spot great for birthday parties, post-hockey eats, and quintuplet dance-offs.