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Joshua Tree Guides – Joshua Tree National Park

Four-Hour Private, Guided Rock-Climbing or Rappelling Tour for Two ($310 Value)

$149
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  • Great Outdoors

In a Nutshell

Expert guides lead groups on customized climbing and rappelling routes through the beautiful Joshua Tree National Park

The Fine Print

  • Expires Apr 10, 2013
  • Limit 3 per person. May buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price applies. All rescheduling subject to fee up to Groupon price. Must be 6 or older. Must sign waiver. Reservation required, subject to availability. Not valid if attended tour in last 6 months.
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Mankind's underdeveloped climbing skills and inability to digest tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. It's mind over Matterhorn with this Groupon.

$149 for a Four-Hour Private, Guided Rock-Climbing or Rappelling Tour for Two (a $310 Value)

Joshua Tree Guides' expert, PCGI-trained guides lead their intrepid charges on four-hour forays through the gorgeous vistas of Joshua Tree National Park. Customized routes let climbers test their skills on top-rope and single-pitch routes with optional rappelling, catering to each group's skill level. All equipment, including shoes, harnesses, helmets, and belay devices are included in each package. Groupon holders can take advantage of a 20% discount on upgrades to the 3/4- or full-day packages, adding extra group members, and lodging at Joshua Tree Guides' two-bedroom, one-bath vacation rental.

Joshua Tree Guides

Joshua Tree Guides is exclusively staffed with passionate guides—each trained by the Professional Climbing Guides Institute—who convey their intimate knowledge of rock climbing in guided tours and classes for adventurers, families, and beginners. During private climbing tours, engaging guides lead climbers to one of an endless number of vertical opportunities and ensure that each rock scaler feels the thrill of conquering the terrain while remaining sturdy and safe. Each tour is customized to the climbers’ comfort levels, making the experience an excellent introduction to outdoor climbing or a chance for familiar climbers to pinch the cheeks of adorable rock faces they've never encountered. Whether climbing locally or during a custom trip with Joshua Tree, climbers put any number of territory-conquering techniques to use, such as slab climbing, top roping, and climbing in a single-pitch environment. Joshua Tree has also trained U.S. Special Forces teams in modern climbing techniques and works with a variety of national corporations, including Google and Red Bull.

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Joshua Tree Guides

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    Joshua Tree National Park

    1021 Highland Dr.
    Joshua Tree, California 92252
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Reviews

  • All the kids and adults are still talking about the experience. The day worked out ever better than anticipated and I look forward to doing this agai
    Mitch D., Testimonial, 3/31/12