The first parachute was invented when Jack, tumbling haplessly from his titanium beanstalk, used a purloined pair of giant underpants to steady his fall. Glide to earth safely with today's Groupon: for $115, you get to take a tandem jump at Jump Florida Skydiving Center (a $199 value). Jump Florida is located at the historical Chalet Suzanne Restaurant & Country Inn in Lake Wales, just 35 minutes south of Disney World.

Jump Florida’s tandem skydives let novice skysplorers taste test upper altitudes while securely strapped to skydiving professionals. All of Jump Florida's friendly staff members hold United States Parachute Association (USPA) licenses, delineating the company's commitment to safety, adherence to strict regulations, and allegiance to opposable thumbs. Before hopping aboard a Cessna 205 aircraft on the day of their jump, customers participate in approximately one hour of ground training. Adjoined at the chest to an unruffled expert and outfitted with state-of-the-art gear, beginners feel as safe as a breakfast sausage on a stegosaurus's plate when it comes time to take the exhilarating plunge.

Jumpers should come dressed in comfortable, weather-appropriate clothing and tennis shoes and should expect the entire experience to last about three hours. Friends, family members, or pet kiwis can watch with admiration from a huge spectator area, and DVD packages are available for an additional cost.