A picture is worth a thousand words, making photographs and stick-figure sketches the easiest solutions to looming dissertation deadlines. Take advantage of efficient visual-communication strategies with today’s Groupon: for $89, you get a 30-minute on-location portrait session and an 11"x14" print from Kellie McCann Photography (a $480 value).
Kellie McCann, who worked as an award-winning shutterbug for several newspapers nationwide before starting her business, seizes shots using carefully curated light and picturesque landscapes along Georgia and South Carolina's oceanfront vistas. Kellie's on-location portrait sessions (a $250 value) capture families, sweethearts, children, or teams of alter egos against the photogenic features of the Hilton Head, Fripp, and Tybee islands. Adorn forgetful mantles with a tabletop 11"x14" print (a $230 value), which includes a standard retouching and linen-texture embossment for an enhanced finish. Subjects with an aversion to sand and floppy-hatted crustaceans can choose to have their visage preserved in the location of their own choosing, though a $75 travel fee will apply for landscapes outside of the area. This Groupon can be applied toward longer sessions for additional cost.
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The Groupon Guide to: The Writings of Nostradamus
Even though the average citizen learned everything he or she absolutely must know in kindergarten, comprehension of the future can also come in handy. For this reason, the following is a guide to history's greatest future-knower, Nostradamus:
Writing the First:
In the time of the mechanical counting machines, 11 years past the millennial turn, o'er the entire land shall spread fire insatiable, ashen shall be all endeavors previously wrought.
Interpretation: Keep on trucking! The fire represents a positive energy sweeping over the imaginations of all those who go to see X-Men: First Class on the release date.
Writing the Second:
During the reign of fire aforementioned, the skeletons of the wicked shalt melt in a manner most slow, and those who endure shalt envy the melted of bone as the scorpions gain domain over all who walk the earth.
Interpretation: No frowns in this town! The year 2011 will be the year that your hardened, bony guilt will melt away and the scorpion that is your true potential will sting the eyeball that is your self-doubt.
Writing the Third:
Blood shall be the earth's new currency, the gnashing of teeth the chorus of the night.
Interpretation: Laugh attack! Steve Carell will leave The Office but will go on to star in Dan in Real Life 2: Virtual Insanity.
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