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Kim's Natural Approach – Town North

60- or 90-Minute Swedish Massage (Up to 55% Off)

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Mon Feb 25 05:59:59 UTC 2013
Value
$60
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In a Nutshell

Stress and tension melt away as a licensed massage therapist kneads backs and shoulders

The Fine Print

  • Expires Aug 21, 2013
  • Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Valid in-office only. Must use promotional value in 1 visit.
  • See the rules that apply to all deals.

If deprived of massages, your muscles will gradually contract and twine together until they spell out the phone number of the nearest hospital. Answer the cry for help with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • $30 for a 60-minute Swedish relaxation massage (a $60 value)
  • $45 for a 90-minute Swedish relaxation massage (a $100 value)

Kim’s Natural Approach

When clients walk through Kimberly Higgs’s door, the licensed massage therapist immediately directs all of her attention their way. She approaches each massage as an opportunity to tailor her skills to meet her patients’ needs, whether they’re looking to ease chronic pain or simply melt away stress accrued during a hectic workweek. She can vary the amount of pressure she uses, the areas she focuses on, and the techniques she employs during each session. For clients dealing with tension headaches or who regularly get their heads caught in elevator doors, Kim can add on a special scalp-focused treatment for an additional fee.

Groupon Says

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The Groupon Guide to: Being Chased by a Man with a Pitchfork

Uh oh, you've done it again. You've angered that old farmer. You're going to have to run if you don't want to end up in the hog trough tonight. Here's the plan:

  • Bust through the back doors of the barn and head east toward the cow pasture. The rising sun will temporarily blind the farmer, causing him to dramatically pause and survey the landscape before pursuing you.

  • Use the time you've bought to jump the cow fence and head through the pasture. Roll underneath one of the cows, causing it to stand up on its hind legs, lift up its udders, and say "excuuuuuse me!"

  • Look behind you to see that the farmer is now pursuing you in a pickup truck, waving his pitchfork out the window. Let him catch you with the pitchfork right under the strap of your overalls and carry you on the pitchfork for about 100 yards.

  • Flail your arms as you dangle from the pitchfork.

  • As the farmer approaches the hogs' mud pile—where he'll surely stop short, flinging you off the pitchfork and into the mud—grab on a low-hanging tree branch. Swing your body off the pitchfork and up onto the branch, so that you can blissfully wave as the farmer looks back at you in surprise and accidentally runs his truck into the mud.

"That darn trickster tricked me into mud-stickin' my truck!"

Kim's Natural Approach

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    Town North

    110 W. Randol Mill Road, Ste. 221
    Arlington, Texas 76011
    (214) 449-0235
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